Man, fuck you. That hurts.Originally Posted by pixelassassin
My EB is full of people who dont know anything about games but there are a few who know their shit and I like that but seriously, game stores should be run by nerds/dorks/geeks and maybe let in dweebs. Anyone normal people should be shunned away to work at Sears.
When I ask for something rare like Mario Sunshine, I want them to spray my face with their asthma puffers and burn my skin with their glasses. Also the uttering of words such as 'WTF, OMG and NUBLET' would be appreciated.
Man, fuck you. That hurts.Originally Posted by pixelassassin
Dude. It should be.
You'd NEVER have a problem getting the games you want and for some strange reason EB would start carrying an import section.
I don't understand how that's bad! We must come to terms with your nerdism. Nothing is wrong with it. You'll come around, you'll be fine. I'm positive.
EDIT: Oh wait, were you referring to the fact that they 'might' let in dweebs? I'm just keeping the dweebs on the outside until they are done proving their equalism. Pretty much it goes like this.
Dorks - Funny, mostly liked by everyone. Pretty into gaming and other nerdly stuff but do tend to mix other things in.
Nerds - More into being alone, like computers.
Geeks - That's it, far gone from society. 12+ hours of straight gaming is normal.
Dweeb - More like a wannabee nerd. They know how to do it, just haven't got it down yet. (Used in as a insult for the top 3 to use.)
Post of the fucking year!Originally Posted by Sl1p
You've got it wrong; Nerd is pajoritve. Nerd = lacks social life at sake of esoteric knowledge. Geek = tries to have social life and is into that shit. I don't mind the latter definition.Originally Posted by pixelassassin
What hurt was your 'we don't know shit' comment (because I'm assuming you're talking about my store, but, in hindsight, you porbably go to the 'Shwa, which is your first problem). Don't go to Oshawa. It's fucking dirty. And I'm not sure if you know this, but it's overhwhelming populated by white people. Ick.
It's really simple, man.Originally Posted by Tragic
People are ignorant/clueless/stupid. So it's the job of a salesman to educate them. And some honestly don't even care, so don't let it get to you.
So which one are you?Originally Posted by pixelassassin
Dork, naturally.
Yes, I do attend the 'Shwa EB at times because I work in the mall. There are some good workers there who know their crap but lots do not.
You can't honestly tell me that everyone in your store knows their games inside and out.
THATS the kind of person I want behind my game store counter. I want a Gabe or Tycho dude behind there. It would make shopping a lot more fun.
' Dude: I want to buy this copy of Shaq-Fu, please '
' Clerk: I'm reaching for my shoe odor remover. Guess this equation. Your Eyes + My Odor Remover = PAIN TRAIN! '
Oh, to dream.
I'm not saying everybody knows their shit (I can think of a few who I wish would just fall off the face of the earth because they're so goddamned retarded). But most of us do. And... lol, you shop at Oshawa. Good luck with that. I can only think of one person there (now) who knows what they're talking about.Originally Posted by pixelassassin
Mike knows his shit.
Nah, the job of the salesman is to take advantage of their stupidity and sell them the most expensive thing possible.Originally Posted by bahn
Unless I'm the saleman. Then my job is to get you out of the store as fast as possible because I hate you.
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