richard simmons cited for (misdemeanor) assault!

[Will]

The fact that he slapped him confirms him to the ultimate level of gay.

[voltz]

Did anyone ever see his cameo in smokey and the bandit 3?

[Jeremy]

I saw this on the local news last night and couldn't stop laughing, just too hilarious. The sad thing is that the guy who got slapped will forever be known as "the man who was assaulted by Richard Simmons."

[voltz]

I saw this on the local news last night and couldn't stop laughing, just too hilarious. The sad thing is that the guy who got slapped will forever be known as "the man who got "pimp slapped" by Richard Simmons."

Corrected.

[The Bastard]

Anybody who gets pwned by Richard Simmons should just go kill themselves. The fact that this person needs to sue Simmons proves that this person is truly a giant pussy.

[Master]

A major fact that paper missed:

The person he slapped was a professional MMA fighter. Somebody who fights in a cage for a living. Not the person anyone would usually be seen slapping. I think the fact that a person who fights in a steel cage for a living had the self restraint not to break Richard's Afro having ass right there, and RICHARD SIMMONS was the one who did all the attacking says something. Everybody thinks MMA fighters are all like Mike Tyson, getting in street fights and raping women, but that just isn't true. Good show to this guy for using self control.

"Phoenix police cited fitness guru Richard Simmons on suspicion of assault Wednesday night after he reportedly slapped an ultimate cage fighter across the face inside a Sky Harbor International Airport terminal."

"Simmons, the outlandish 55-year-old known for his raucous exercise videos and boisterous personality, slapped the 6-foot-2, 250-pound athlete after the man reportedly made a derogatory remark about Simmons, Phoenix police Lt. Lowell Spalla said. "He made a comment, something to the effect of, 'Hey, look everybody, it's Richard Simmons. Why don't you drop your stuff and start dancing to the oldies?' " Spalla said. "Simmons approached him and said, 'You shouldn't make fun of people who have issues' and then he slapped him."

"The unidentified man asked police to file charges against Simmons, who was cited and released before boarding a flight."

So much for fact checking in the Media.

Getting hit by Richard Simmons is like getting hit by a kid or a woman. You just take it. I will say that the filing of charges is a little much, but Richard DID assualt him.

[arjue]

BAHAHA MR MMA FIGHTER GOT PWNED BY RICHARD SIMMONS

[rezo]

Everybody thinks MMA fighters are all like Mike Tyson, getting in street fights and raping women, but that just isn't true.

Yeah. They're just jerks that get off on insulting people in public. It's a good thing we have men like Richard Simmons that are willing to put them in their place.

[voltz]

Sueing Simmons means pwning yourself.

[Master]