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Thread: richard simmons cited for (misdemeanor) assault!

  1. Master is my new hero.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Will
    The fact that he slapped him confirms him to the ultimate level of gay.
    Glove slaps are still cool though, because they are promptly followed by a duel to the death. I don't want anybody to start getting funny ideas about glove slaps.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  3. Iron gauntlet slaps rawk, they get fueds going like non other.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by Andrew
    Glove slaps are still cool though, because they are promptly followed by a duel to the death. I don't want anybody to start getting funny ideas about glove slaps.
    "When someone got slapped it meant something! Someone had to go!"

  5. Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Yeah. They're just jerks that get off on insulting people in public. It's a good thing we have men like Richard Simmons that are willing to put them in their place.
    i was thinking the same thing, the gorilla taunts a little aerobics guy who never has had a significant beef with anyone. looks like someone had a bit too much steriods with his breakfast, i bet he was tough enough to shove a 5 year old girl off her tricycle too.

    yet another reason why i prefer traditional martial arts, we actually have codes of conduct,and are not just balooned up, bullying, apes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

  6. VH1 covered this thing on the new "Best Week Ever", hilarious clips of him and interviews with folks.
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  7. Please find links to those clips.
    "Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"


  8. The guy who Simmons slapped was on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night. He's a freaking tool.

  9. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew
    Glove slaps are still cool though, because they are promptly followed by a duel to the death. I don't want anybody to start getting funny ideas about glove slaps.
    Honk if you demand satisfaction.
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