richard simmons cited for (misdemeanor) assault!

[voltz]

The guy who Simmons slapped was on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night. He's a freaking tool.

His 2 minutes of fame are over.... move along please.

[FX]

I'm Richard Simmons, bitch!

Seriously, how many people can say they've ever been owned by Richard Simmons?

[Frogacuda]

Yes, he came out of the closet almost a decade ago.

No he didn't. He still used to deny it on the Howard Stern show all the time, and that was alot less than 10 years ago;

[voltz]

No he didn't. He still used to deny it on the Howard Stern show all the time, and that was alot less than 10 years ago;

He was only denying it because of all the fun Stern was making over him, even David Letterman chased him off his show at one point because he couldn't handle it.