Immaculate orgasm!

[Parcher D.O.D.]

Thanks. I'm glad you edited that in or else I would have been very mad.

Yes. I hate people that think they know what I am thinking too. People often think that I think that because I think ahead. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. My brains get me in trouble a lot.

But I agree, you obviously hit a nail on the head in there. Where do you stand on the lamp manufacturers in Tibet outselling the lamp manufacturers in Texas? I'm interested in getting your opinion on the subject.

I'm not sure, but it would be an interesting question for Marylin Ross Savant, eh? Savant is supposed to be the smartest woman in the world. That is, if intelligence can truly be measured.

I for one am a fence sitting communist here. I can't get in to a side... I'm stumped!

Being Mormon, I have no problem with giving part of my income to the state (we give ten percent to the church) for the benifit of my fellow man. I think this is normal as even cave men cared for their wounded when they would get hurt on a hunt. I just don't think that success is a measure of a persons avarice, and I am against the doctrine of the Blank Slate since the militant denial of a human nature rooted in biology causes communism to turn into totalitarianism. In a nutshell, if you believe that everything about the personality comes from society religioiusly, then everything in society must be controlled. Everything from art and science and even the sexual behavior of the prolitarians in the collective. It becomes a prison, and Man was meant to be free.

I want his genitals... o...or eyeballs. Whatever's good too.

Maybe we need genetically engineered cows with the power of speech that could reccomend the most tender parts to eat at your table before being slaughered like in, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" by Douglas Adams.

I have to say, he's probably the funniest troll ever.

Thank you. I hope to enter a humerous speech contest some day at Toastmasters International. I don't consider myself a troll however. I'm here to educate, not self congratulate.

Thanks anyway, and thanks to all those who welcomed me back. It's great to be alive if not truly free.

[SmoothCriminal]

I officially vote Parcher biggest douche of TNL.

[Drewbacca]

That's exactly what I was thinking too Parcher.

[Spent]

Parcher, I think Courtney would be a much more fititng icon than Kurt for you. YOu're both about equally as annoying.

[Calliander]

In a nutshell, if you believe that everything about the personality comes from society religioiusly, then everything in society must be controlled. Everything from art and science and even the sexual behavior of the prolitarians in the collective. It becomes a prison, and Man was meant to be free.

Nope. It isn't society that raises a child, it's the child's friggin' parents.

It's great to be alive if not truly free.

You gotta watch out, man, the government's gonna try to silence Mormons once they get done eradicating the free speech of us liberals. They'll probably shut Jews up last, I think.

[Parcher D.O.D.]

Nope. It isn't society that raises a child, it's the child's friggin' parents.

Uh, that doesn't stop totalitarian regimes from trying to control everything, dude.

You gotta watch out, man, the government's gonna try to silence Mormons once they get done eradicating the free speech of us liberals. They'll probably shut Jews up last, I think.

You can deny facts all you want to, but Stalin killed five times the number of people Hitler did. Look it up. A government with a firm hand is not the way to achieve peace. And, as a Christian I am part of the house of Israel so your comment doesn't make sense.

Republicans are generally pro-war and support Israel. Israel is a Jewish state and the Muslims teach that Jews are decended from apes and pigs. Another reason why your hint at my anti-semitism doesn't make sense.

I'm not insuting you, I'm just saying that you're not making sense. Chill out.

[Calliander]

Uh, that doesn't stop totalitarian regimes from trying to control everything, dude.

I know that, that's why I said it.

You can deny facts all you want to, but Stalin killed five times the number of people Hitler did. Look it up. A government with a firm hand is not the way to achieve peace.

I agree. Less government interference in personal matters is best. This is what Republicans have touted, but now they want to be in between my girlfriend and I when we're making love to tell us we can't do (x) position. They also want to tell me what I can and cannot listen to on the radio while they turn around and let radio companies consolidate into mega corporations.

Republicans are generally pro-war and support Israel. Israel is a Jewish state and the Muslims teach that Jews are decended from apes and pigs. Another reason why your hint at my anti-semitism doesn't make sense.

I actually wasn't calling anti-semitism. I was actually just saying that the Republicans and the religious right are pretending to like Jews until the time comes when they can silence them, too and proclaim this the United States of Jesus (the Christian Jesus). I was also saying that Christians generally don't like Mormons. Generally. Note the "generally" there.

I'm not insuting you, I'm just saying that you're not making sense. Chill out.

It's okay, but I think you may have misinterpreted what I was saying.

[Frogacuda]

This is the first time I've heard of someone giving up orgasms out of "non-conformity". I don't crank one out to fit in with the cool kids at school. Like if I stop people are gonna come up to me and be like "Whassa matter? Too good for your own penis? Get the fuck out of here!".

Well... maybe it's those damned liberals.

[Calliander]

This is the first time I've heard of someone giving up orgasms out of "non-conformity". I don't crank one out to fit in with the cool kids at school, I do it because I want to.

Tell the truth, dude. You secretly want to be cool like everyone else and your rabid masturbatory practices are an attempt to fit right in with them. You don't have to hide anything from us TNLers. We're here to help.

[Dolemite]

Awesome, Parcher's back.

Oh, and Frogacuda, if you're not sending the CD, please just say so...it's annoying knocking the mail boy over and checking his cart every day to see if he has it.