I Saw the Best Car Ever This Morning

[Mman]

Ive seen those driving around Chicago Dole.

[Dolemite]

i'm pretty sure that's the elite ninja squad that best buy sends out for computer/stereo/television assistance.

I guess that's it, since it was in the Best Buy parking lot.

[Wildkat]

Hmmm... I see a lot of headlights on that car, but NO commentary (neither negative or positive) regarding the admission of fat hos into said vehicle.

Because that car is so pimp, its simply Implied so no extra commentary is deemed a requirement.

[BioMechanic]

This thread reminds me of two things.

1) Low-rider bicycles. I see em once in a while. The sweetest one I ever saw - and it was sweet- was decked out with mirror-chrome, had two-foot-long tassels coming out of the handgrips, and a clip for a cell phone on the handlebars, whitewall tires, and a big-ass flag. The skinny dude riding it had to be careful he didn't hit himself in the chin with his knees.

2) Once I saw this huge (6-6, 350 lbs) black dude getting fiercely scolded in a shrill manner by his tiny (5-2, 90 lbs) girl, in that way only black women can. The dude had this "oh shit I'm so busted" sheepish look on his face, and a double-scoop ice cream cone in his hand. His shirt, in huge letters, read SHUT UP BITCH.

[Grave]

I see a lot of ridiculous shit in Boston. I wish I had a camera I could take around and document it. My favorite was the cab I saw with spinners and neon lights under it, stopped at the light outside of my building. I kind of wanted to take it for a ride, but I was broke and only going out for a smoke break anyway.

[ruhztee]

2) Once I saw this huge (6-6, 350 lbs) black dude getting fiercely scolded in a shrill manner by his tiny (5-2, 90 lbs) girl, in that way only black women can. The dude had this "oh shit I'm so busted" sheepish look on his face, and a double-scoop ice cream cone in his hand. His shirt, in huge letters, read SHUT UP BITCH.

Quite possibly the greatest mental image ever.

Walmart has spinners for $10, eh? I'm gonna have to check that out.

[Six]

correction, the real spinning chrome rims are really expensive. these are the $10 plastic hubcap variety

And look bad ass on an Escalade. Badass I say.

I actually saw an Escalade with stock wheels the other day. It was the ugliest damn car I have ever seen in my entire life. I didn't think rims made much difference until that point. Now I know better - rims make all the difference.

[Rtificial]

Case and point

[Mzo]

That school bus is killer pimp.

This reminds me, I need to think up some clever little rhyming ditty and paint on the side of my car to keep those damn fat hos out.

[voltz]

Wish my trips to school would've been on that thing.