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Thread: Alone in the Dark Promotion Trailer released

  1. Alone in the Dark Promotion Trailer released

    http://www.boll-kg.de/neues/aitd_trailer_large.htm

    be afraid. be very afraid.

    next up after this on his list of badass games to fuck is bloodrayne.
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  2. I think I posted this few months ago. Creature looks interesting, but its Uwe Boll we dealing with so, be afraid

    Plus museum guard slaughter reminds me of scene in Hellboy alot.

  3. well, add all that butrock and the "bullets" not doing anything to the environment and you have a glorified redux of the graveyard fight in HOTD
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  4. Uwe must have edited that trailer together because it's one of the worst I've ever seen. This could possibly rate slightly above HotD, of course that's only because we get to look at Tara Reid.
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  5. doesnt display for me

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
    doesnt display for me
    What he said. I keep getting a IE locked up on it.

  7. For a minute there it looked like it should have been called "Shootin' Shit"

    Then there was the knife throwing. What was that?

  8. Man, they kicked the shit out of those wooden crates! YEAH!

    That knife throw was awesome, it was like filming the oldest middle school drama actors ever.

  9. Why do more and more movies have the "security guard who dosen't know any better, and gets caught in the wrong place at the wrong time??". I mean, I even saw this cliche in a porn, I don't think it fits into a AitD movie.

    And then, OMG WATCH OUT IT'S BEHIND YOU.

    Then, in an unexpected plot twist... DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE.

    And whoa... that firefight looks like it comes out of a ps one game, or worse, as "generic rock song #1253" plays in the background.

    This seriously looks like THE WORST MOVIE EVER. Is it direct to DVD and Showtime? I thought AitD was about suspense, and horror, and mystery... not cheesy matrix gunfights, shitty acting, and some really shitty knife throwing.

    I mean, is Tara Reid hard up for money?
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  10. it's threads like this that discredit his genius. thanks internet... you've ruined yet another one of his masterpieces!

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