Seriously, Despair, kids will steal anything these days just to steal something. A friend of mine who has lived in his neighborhood for over a decade, never having a problem, had someone steal his phone's car charger right out of the car.
His phone wasn't there. They just stole a usesless, made to fit only the model he had, car charger and only the charger.
I don't know what it is, but stupid kids these days (Fuck, I sound old), will nab ANYTHING. Don't leave a lawn gnome out unless it's equiped with some sort of alarm or electro shock device.
So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.
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