OMG! Greatest invention ever!

[Dolemite]

While flipping through the channels this morning, I ran through the usual assortment of informercials. You know, the normal bullshit, real estate plans, pills to "enlarge that special male bodypart", 6 Second Abs, the Magic Bullet blender, etc. You eventually just tend to fuzz over and one just flows into the next...until now. By chance I have discovered perhaps the greatest single achievement of a millennium still in it's infancy. Something that will touch the minds, hearts, and souls of every human being on the planet. Something that will bring peace in Iraq. As the time-worn saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words, so I grabbed my cell phone and snapped a few pics of it. People of Earth, I give to you...
























Yes, this marvel, the "NATURAL BREAST DEVELOPER", invented by the uber-genius Dr. Rachael Copeland (remember that name come Nobel Prize time, you'll be beaten over the head with it repeatedly) actually allows poor, insecure, underdeveloped girls to SUCK THEIR TITS BIGGER. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but it's TRUE. Models said so, they all gained over a full cup size. They even had before and after pictures. You can even target what part of the breast you want to enlarge so you have FULL CONTROL and can contour your fun bags to have the breasts you always dreamed of!

Here's how this marvel works:



Can you see? Can you SEE?!? You actually SUCK the air out of the cup, and as anyone with half a brain knows, the absence of air actually makes human flesh GROW! It's BRILLIANT!!!

Remember, folks..."NATURAL BREAST DEVELOPER". Dr. Rachael Copeland. Never, never forget.

[Ajinryu]

Thats good. Now all we need is an invention that can make Man Boobs smaller...

[stormy]

Thats good. Now all we need is an invention that can make Man Boobs smaller...

you'd have to suck a whole lot




but that doesn't seem to be a problem for you

[Ajinryu]

you'd have to suck a whole lot
but that doesn't seem to be a problem for you

Yeah ain't no problem for me cos I practised on my Ex Boyfriend.

[stormy]

i got pwn3d

[AstroBlue]

i got pwn3d

There there.

[Dolemite]

This is not the direction I wanted this thread to go in.

Remember, "NATURAL BREAST DEVELOPER". Stay on topic, bitches.

[AstroBlue]

Well, it's not exactly natural if you need a plastic funnel and a hose to do it. I say we should advocate women to do this naturally without the aparatus. But because they really can only suck the superior portions of their breasts, I think we should further advocate that they should do this to each other to ensure they get maximum benefit.

[Dolemite]

Finally, an intellectual response.

[stormy]

Well, it's not exactly natural if you need a plastic funnel and a hose to do it. I say we should advocate women to do this naturally without the aparatus. But because they really can only suck the superior portions of their breasts, I think we should further advocate that they should do this to each other to ensure they get maximum benefit.

But of course this could be dangerous without proper supervision. I, and i'm sure many of you other TNLers, would happily donate our time to insure the safety of breasts everywhere to make sure they are sucked on properly. If my services are needed please PM me, I'd be glad to donate my time to a good cause (as long as it includes hot lesbianism).