Clubs

[Othello Harrington]

Pocket full of dubs?

[Vasteel]

Down for havin' sex, but ain't into makin' love.

[Andrew]

Well, come here baby and let daddy show you what it feels like.

[Brisco Bold]

I don't mind clubs, but, really, I think it depends on the crowd and, most definitely, the music. If it isn't the type of place where the music grooves your very soul and you can't help but wiggle your way out onto the dance floor, I don't want to go.

Otherwise, you're in a ritzy place with bad DJs, expensive beer, stupid broads, and alcohol-fueled vatos spoiling for a fight because they've been punked by vagina all night.

The older I get, the more I assume this will change. But I will always love good, danceable music, so we'll how that goes.

I should point out that I'm also a fan of good, stimulating conversations. You can't have those at clubs. Without quality music, what are you left with? The atmosphere? The insipid patrons? You are reduced to screamy conversations with your buddies punctuated by the occasional "THAT BROAD WANTS ME!" spittled into your ear.

[Doc Holliday]

Yes. The music matters. And that's all that should matter. Sex is just a tip.

[Korian]

Too many straight guys rump shaking for me.

[stormy]

I love bright club.

[Rated E]

It's a shame because I love dancing, but everytime I go to a club I always end up thinking "God this is lame" for all the major reasons listed above.

I just like dancing with my friends, and I hate random guys on me. Most of the time they scare me! I haven't been to one in about 6 months, and I'm not really missing it.

[MarsKitten]

Going to non-lesbian bars and flirting with straight chicks. Free drinks from the guys who think its hot and torturing bimbos.

Fun.

[Brisco Bold]

I just like dancing with my friends, and I hate random guys on me.

Meat. Factory.

I always feel awful trying to dance with random women. Unless it's clear they want to dance with me, I try to avoid it.