Clubs

[Rocca]

Ok. I had to go to a club tonight and dare I say, it was the biggest waste of time I've ever experienced. Easily. Keep in mind that I've always found the concept of dancing in a hot, narrow room with overpriced drinks utter trash and I'm amazed too see so many people love doing this every Saturday. Blah, so here's the story.

So it's my buddies birthday and he asked me if I'd like to go, supposed to have a whole dancing floor to him and 75 of his closest friends or so.

10pm. buddies and I drive to the club and wait for others
10:15 people show up, we all gather under reservations, party of etc.
10:25 me and a buddy let all the ladies pass first so we can be right behind them incase. Bouncer, who was probably the lankiest, and least intimidating bouncer in history lets 73 of the 75 pass. He doesnt let Rocca and a dude thats like 22 in. Reason: "Nono, youre over the permitted age, its just that the cops are here and we cant have too many younger or suspicious looking people in there, or not too many of them. Really sorry...."

What in the blue hell does that mean? How do I look suspicious? Lemme in, bitch!

It ended in a cohort of madness with one of my buddies on a higher level of power yelling at the manager and threatening him. My point is that I dislike clubbing completely and I went out of my way, changed work hours and drove downtown to just make a friend on his big day happy, only to find some jerk not let me in because I look like a threat...sure.

Clubs, suck. I was right before, and I am now.

[Roufuss]

Story about a club

This story is almost as awesome as the one about the 4 packs of gum

[Rocca]

This story is almost as awesome as the one about the 4 packs of gum

No man, the gum tale is leagues better. I still have 2 packs left.

[Doc Holliday]

I think biff wanted to talk about this.

[nocturne]

I can't wait to club, I have an Abercrombie Polo waiting.

[Andrew]

I'm glad this thread was resurrected for the newer crowd. Dole's initial post rings just as true today as when he wrote it.

I'm also glad that I hit the mental maturity threshold that lets me see clubs for the lame, boring fucking scenes that they are. I hadn't been for a while, and the Succubus tried to take me to one called Europa (in Dallas), which was an hour I will never get back. Purgatory was only slightly better, and that's not saying much.

[Mykozo]

The only fun I've ever had at a club was from being really, really fucked up on drugs. Clubs fucking suck.

[Dolemite]

They do indeed.

[Othello Harrington]

Why clubs suck in no particular order

1) 21 year olds are fucking retarded when they drink, were we this dumb?
2) The music today REALLY sucks
3) Did I mention 21 year olds?
4) Can you please stop playing fucking Nelly?
5) I don't want a DUI and cops vulture those places nowadays.
6) I have better things to do

[Andrew]

I want to make love in the club.