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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Fighter-X
    DOLE: Get on AIM, you slut.
    Okay, I'm there.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

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    Now that I think about it, Shinobi should have said, "Okay, what do you want?", then taken off with the money, never to return.

    But he'd have to yell, "YOINK!" when he did it, or it wouldn't be right.
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    SNK is like an abusive boyfriend; he keeps hitting me, and I want to leave him, but then I think about the good times we have together and keep telling myself I'll give him just one more chance to change.

  3. This is the biggest thing that's happened to you all week, huh?
    So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Fighter-X
    Now that I think about it, Shinobi should have said, "Okay, what do you want?", then taken off with the money, never to return.
    Dude, it's only, like 5 bucks. What's wrong with you?
















    He should have asked for enough cash to buy her a carton, THEN took off.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  5. I actually did it. Felt really bad when I got home. I am a sucker for helping people.

  6. I did it once and that's because the kid gave me 5 dollars to get him a pack, but now if you're not 18 I'm not giving you ciggarettes.
    http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1739&dateline=1225393453

  7. Quote Originally Posted by kabuki
    You should have told her to save her money, you know, with the baby on the way and all.
    Yeah, not to mention the herpes medication.

  8. I would've told her no. Upon said request to kiss her ass, I'd retort "No thanks. Who knows where it has been?".

    Finished in 2021: 8 games (PC: 4, PS4: 2, PS3: 1, X1: 1)

  9. People suck.

    But you did good, homie.
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    Careful. We're talking about games here. Fun isn't part of it.

  10. Shut up he's my homie.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

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