If Bush ran for President against Jesus

[Calliander]

So...er...If Bush ran against Jesus.....?

People would bitch about Bush's war service while the Disciples would come back and make ads for Bush saying that Jesus never walked on water or fed bread to people.

[RedCoKid]

So... you're saying that Bush is secretly training a dark apprentice who will help him ascend the throne of the American Empire by hunting down and killing our entire army?

After Bush serves another 4 years as Emperor, yes. And if we're going to use this metaphor, then the US Army is the clone army; it's serving the Emperor's wishes. Rebels like I will need to develop a droid army.

[youandwhosearmy]

Fine, I'll be Obi-Wan.

[RedCoKid]

To save our Republic, one of the twins will need to convince the father that there is still good in him.

[Melf]

We never did? Are you aware how many square miles of sand are in Iraq? I would hardly say that we have had a chance to scour every square inch to find underground storage bunkers, etc. Even the technology that exists to find such structures has a very limited range and, thus, would take a long time to complete the search.

So we've gone from "Saddam is 48 hours away from launching a chemical or bilogical attack" to "there's too much sand to find them all in a year and a half!"

Please.

Besides all of that, the invasion of Iraq was 100% justified even if we knew there no WMDs. Saddam was a threat to Democracy that needed to be removed.

Yes. Such a threat that he was crushed in less than 6 weeks. Such a threat that he ran and was found cowering in a hole in the desert.

He wasn't the first and won't be the last.

Haha. This makes me laugh. The president has such a hard-on for extending liberty and democracy that he has to "liberate" foreign countries, yet says nothing of the half dozen U.S. territories that the government refuses to deal with.

[Gohron]

Yes. Such a threat that he was crushed in less than 6 weeks. Such a threat that he ran and was found cowering in a hole in the desert.

Probably 99% of the militaries in this world would be crushed in six weeks or less by the US military.

[Yoshi]

The president has such a hard-on for extending liberty and democracy that he has to "liberate" foreign countries, yet says nothing of the half dozen U.S. territories that the government refuses to deal with.

Leave Canada out of this.

[Melf]

Lol.

[bbobb]

Amazing... it's good to know that no matter how long you go away for the obnoxious political rhetoric will always remain the same.

[StriderKyo]

Apparently there's no need to fear Jesus running against Bush. It seems that after two millenia He's abandoned the whole free-will-for-humanity thing and is fixing elections for him.

Muskegon Republicans are not subtle. Two thousand party activists from this southwestern Michigan county are gathered in a hangar at the local airport, waiting for George W. Bush to arrive. They aren't subtle about their love of God and country. First they bow their heads in prayer. A young man explains that the Bush supporters are gathered "to lift high the name of Jesus Christ." Addressing God and speaking of the president, he declares, without eliciting a murmur of concern, "We know you appointed him to the position."

Is it possible to flunk out of Christianity?