Sex Advice from Cosplayers

**sleeve** · 30 Sep 2004, 01:19 AM

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexadv...m/roleplayers/

Ignore the title, this is all about cosplayers.

Originally Posted by Nerve

How do you get a cosplayer to come home with you?
Be in costume. That's really the in. Cosplay is predominantly female, which is interesting because a lot of the girls are single. Cosplayers are very trusting around each other. We all stay in the same hotel rooms and basically eat, live and sleep together. If you're a guy cosplayer, you're going to see every girl in your social group naked at some point. There's a lot of costume changes.

**Roufuss** · 30 Sep 2004, 01:31 AM

lol a chick is Sol Badguy. When the fuck did he ever wear that white trenchcoat in the game?

And TV's Blossom is Squall?!?!

I'm enough into cosplay that it would just be too complicated to explain to someone why I need to work every night for eight hours and not sleep for a month before a convention.

Tips for using restraints in bed?
Even a bandana will work. But you don't want to use a Naruto bandana, because it's got that big metal piece in the middle. That's just not good for anybody.

**Will** · 30 Sep 2004, 01:37 AM

That Aeris chick looked decent. Other than that...funny stuff.

**Grave** · 30 Sep 2004, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by Roufuss

lol a chick is Sol Badguy. When the fuck did he ever wear that white trenchcoat in the game?

Looks like a Sol/Ky outfit. Odd. Probably implying something to do with yaoi, as most fangirls tend to never stop doing.

That entire page is kind of creepy.

**Satsuki** · 30 Sep 2004, 02:23 AM

A man in his late twenties hasn't had a lot of sexual experience and it's starting to cause performance anxiety. Should he bring it up with his partner?
It's not uncommon. A lot of guys over twenty or even thirty can be virgins. That's a common thing I see.

In the cosplay world? VIRGINS? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

**Master** · 30 Sep 2004, 02:48 AM

That entire thing is HILARIOUS. Especially with the HUGE nosed dude.

And the unnatractive girl being bisexual. Not enough attention from boys? How about getting some from other mediocre chicks? Works for her!

Man, if dressing up like a fictional character and acting like a dork don't turn you off to these people, you get what you deserve in the sack with them.

**Cowutopia** · 30 Sep 2004, 12:08 PM

I'd dress up as the Shredder. Then I'd murder people. Oh wait, we're talking about sex.
....
you think Shredder's cock has hard, sharp metal armor all over it? Becuase that would be cool. I could destroy these fools from the inside.

Whoa whoa, okay, reality check, back to work.

**Dolemite** · 30 Sep 2004, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I'd dress up as the Shredder. Then I'd murder people. Oh wait, we're talking about sex.
....
you think Shredder's cock has hard, sharp metal armor all over it? Becuase that would be cool. I could destroy these fools from the inside.

Whoa whoa, okay, reality check, back to work.

wtf