Man, 43, runs off with son's 14 year old girlfriend

**kabuki** · 01 Oct 2004, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Fucking kids today...

Originally Posted by frostwolf ex

unintentional pun?

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Would you want to hear that your daughter recieved Boston Steamers, Jelly Donuts, and Donkey Punches non-stop for an entire month?

What's a Jelly Donut?

**Despair** · 01 Oct 2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by kabuki

What a fucking retard.

Fucking right. Man, some people are just stupid.

**Dolemite** · 01 Oct 2004, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by frostwolf ex

unintentional pun?

Oh, shit.

Originally Posted by kabuki

What's a Jelly Donut?

Definition: When you spooge in a girls face and then punch her in the nose so she bleeds.

Usage Example: "I gave Jennifer a Jelly Donut"

**Rocca** · 01 Oct 2004, 11:41 AM

Donkey Punch > Jelly Donut.

**Dolemite** · 01 Oct 2004, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by DjRocca

Donkey Punch > Jelly Donut.

Is this an 'educated' decision?

**Ashen Victor** · 01 Oct 2004, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Definition: When you spooge in a girls face and then punch her in the nose so she bleeds.

Usage Example: "I gave Jennifer a Jelly Donut"

i wondered what a Jelly Donut was too. it's also called Strawberries and Cream.

**kabuki** · 01 Oct 2004, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Definition: When you spooge in a girls face and then punch her in the nose so she bleeds. Usage Example: "I gave Jennifer a Jelly Donut"

"I'm learning!"

**Dolemite** · 01 Oct 2004, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by kabuki

"I'm learning!"

See that you put it to use soon. If your girlfriend really loves you she'll let you do it.

**Rumpy** · 02 Oct 2004, 10:24 PM

CLEVELAND Steamer. Going by the O & A broadcast book of course.

**Dolemite** · 03 Oct 2004, 04:25 AM

Cleveland, Boston, whatever. No matter what name you use it still adds up to a mouth full of steaming fresh shit.

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