Dude, you don't understand. When Charlotte took Felton, I was thrilled because I thought they were too smart for a reach like that. Then when the Blazers took Webster I was basically about run laps around my neighbourhood screaming "GERALD GREEN!" At the top of my lungs, then go online and laugh at every Knicks fan I came across.
Then Stern gets up, and I swear he was trying not to laugh, and reads out "Charlie Villa-noo-ey-va". It was just like a bad dream. The crowd howls. I yell out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" exactly like the end of Episode III, except I wasn't trying to imitate it. My next door neighbour knocks on my door to see if I'm alright. Now Steven A. Smith is trashing my team on TV for the 100th time this year - "I don't know what the [he holds back the f-bomb, changes expressions mid sentence]...on Earth this team is thinking!"
For the last two months all anyone had said was Granger or Green, nobody said anything about Villain. Why would they? It makes no sense! I'mstill watching. Local reports are saying the team draft party is basically breaking out in a riot, GM Babcock won't come out to address the crowd.
I sit there, numb, through LA's pick, praying this is part of a trade. But deep down I know it's not, because Babcock is scared stiff to make a trade after the Carter deal. Then the Raps second pick comes up, and Granger and Green are still there somehow, and I'm saying "okay, don't screw this up, you can't screw this up, you traded Vince for this pick, make it Green." I'm expecting it, slam dunk, no questions asked.
Stern comes up again. "Joey Graham. He is not here tonight."
I like Graham. But I can't believe it. I turn off the tv. I think about finding a new team, maybe even a new sport. Later I hear Doc Rivers is already calling a Celtics championship in 3 years. I'll damn well bet they are.
There are rumours going around today Villanueva is part of trade discussions with New Orleans for Magloire. I think they're just trying to play with our minds. The only thing I can take out of this is that they somehow got the #1 PG prospect in Europe in the second round, when everyone had him going 16-18. That, and the Knicks came through and did something stupid taking Frye, although overall their draft was okay.
But I really don't have any idea what they're thinking with Villanueva. The way the draft went the pick wasn't as retarded as it first seemed, since none of the guys projected to go around 7 went anywhere close for some reason. everyone was wrong. But still, the Raptors want to put him at C, he thinks he's a small forward, I think it's a mess. Trade him for Magloire yesterday, please.
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