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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html
Darth Vader Mugs Pizza Man
Darth Vader walks among us, and he's not in a happy mood.
That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "Star Wars" bad guy.
"This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.
The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.
He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.
In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.
The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.
"Thank God nothing happened to the victim," Dearmas told the TV station. "We are very fortunate for that."
"But things could have been much worse," he added, possibly considering the awesome power of the Dark Side.
The call ordering the pizza was made from a pay phone at a drugstore around the corner.
"We were able to obtain some fingerprints from the pay phone, and we have sent [them] out to ... see if we can have a match," said Dearmas.
Tipsters are urged to call the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, and maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi (search) as well.
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That is sadly hilarious, and the license plate rules as well.
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That is a real license plate. I saw it last time I was in Florida.Originally Posted by dave is ok
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LOL @ that license plate.
It's on a big ol' Lincolin too. Probably some 80 year old man driving it.
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No, I think it was some mid-40's guy, or someone around there. It was just a standard-issue liscence plate, and he never noticed how it could be taken until somebody else pointed it out to him. I think he ended up having a sense of humor about it, but can't totally remember.
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You mean it says "ASS ORGY" by accident?
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It wouldn't have the orange making it A55 0RGY there if it were an accident, unless the people who issued the licence set it up deliberately, or it was some huge, bizarre coincidence.
This wouldn't have happened at Arnolds Pizza Shop
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