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Considering how satisfying it can be to take a normal dump, I can't imagine the feeling of relief you get when you drop some of that weird shit out of your colon.
I think I'm going to get some of this stuff.
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Isn't your dad a doctor?
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Considering how satisfying it can be to take a normal dump, I can't imagine the feeling of relief you get when you drop some of that weird shit out of your colon.
I think I'm going to get some of this stuff.
Why would you enter this thread while eating?
I can't lie, taking a big shit is great.
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I found it interesting until Thief Silver came up with all the graphic detail. I stopped eating now, so it doesn't matter.Why would you enter this thread while eating?
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Exactly why I've never had a physical or been to a doctor since my kindergarten booster shots. He always says I'm fine and hands me an advil whenever something comes up, and likewise signs off all papers saying I need proof of a physical. Happens all the time with the children of doctors, I know plenty.
I have to go in next week though, he thinks I'm anemic. OH FUN, bloodwork, and I'm deathly afraid of needles.
The best are the ones that leave you in tears.
It's like giving birth.
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To a black inanimate child.
What are you eating to make your shit black instead of brown?
Ashtrays?
She speaks the truth.
I haven't been to a doctor in years, and my Dad is the town Doctor.
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