Colonblow

[MVS]

Exactly why I've never had a physical or been to a doctor since my kindergarten booster shots. He always says I'm fine and hands me an advil whenever something comes up, and likewise signs off all papers saying I need proof of a physical. Happens all the time with the children of doctors, I know plenty.

I have to go in next week though, he thinks I'm anemic. OH FUN, bloodwork, and I'm deathly afraid of needles.

Shouldn't you be getting like your chimeny looked up every year or something? That alone should put you at a Dr.s Office.

I used to be a pussy about needles as well, when I was 10, now I watch them do it. I've asked to do it myself, but the bastards always say no.

She speaks the truth.

I haven't been to a doctor in years, and my Dad is the town Doctor.

Is he a psychologist?

[Fe 26]

Shouldn't you be getting like your chimeny looked up every year or something? That alone should put you at a Dr.s Office.

I used to be a pussy about needles as well, when I was 10, now I watch them do it. I've asked to do it myself, but the bastards always say no.





Is he a psychologist?

No, despite majoring in that in college, he went on to be a DO, which is the same thing as a MD but the teaching philosophy is different.

He owns and runs his own practice now.

[Satsuki]

I want the "pooping is cool" hat >D

[Cowutopia]

There's a bagenema in my closet. I...don't know what it's doing there. It scares me.

[burgundy]

I want to do this, shit and not flush.

Everywhere.

[arjue]

burg beat me to it...

I want to chuck a "rope" shit.

and God, I would KILL for that shirt.

I can't lie, taking a big shit is great.

POTY

What are you eating to make your shit black instead of brown?

Ashtrays?

POTY

[Doc Holliday]

I can't believe the site's real. I was sure Robert Hamburger was behind it...