Great-grandmother set to deliver twins...

**xXsarahXx** · 13 Nov 2004, 06:04 PM

I thought things shrunk and juices stopped flowing when your old?
I thought this was impossible...obviously not.
Nice.....

**AstroBlue** · 13 Nov 2004, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Angel From Above

I thought things shrunk and juices stopped flowing when your old?
I thought this was impossible...obviously not.
Nice.....

LALALALA... I CAN'T HEAR YOU... LALALALA

**Master** · 13 Nov 2004, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by SearchManX

Are you saying you are a fat, mediocre, middle-aged housewife?

Yes.

**Master of 7s** · 13 Nov 2004, 08:07 PM

Damn, that's just wierd.

Had the tubes tied AND went through menopause? Damn.

And why is everyone freaking just cause some old people had sex?

Hell my dad is sixty-something and he and my step-mom who is fifty-something still go at it like pandas.

Gives me hope that I'll be that robust and full of vigor when I hit retirement.

**Rhydant** · 13 Nov 2004, 10:32 PM

She had 5 children by the time she was 26.

Goddamn, that woman got busy.

**EMAGDNIM** · 13 Nov 2004, 11:48 PM

Yeah...thats messed...I was JUST going to post that. And I think she really needs to quit now...thats too fucking old to be having kids.

**AstroBlue** · 14 Nov 2004, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by Master of 7s

And why is everyone freaking just cause some old people had sex?

I really didn't even think about that. I think most people were actually disgusted at the fact an old bitch was gonna have babies. At 59, those eggs would be so degenerated it's not funny. Her kids are going to be born with gills and a love of shiny objects.

**Master** · 14 Nov 2004, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Master of 7s

...go at it like pandas.

In the forest?

While eating bamboo?

Furry?

I think you mean rabbits, because I'm pretty sure it is always Pandas that they can't get to procreate at Zoos and such. I didn't realize Pandas were the nymphs of the animal kingdom if in fact I'm wrong.