Reply With QuoteI make loud fart noises in the stall I'm in. I use my mouth, and it usually clears the bathroom within 30 seconds and is always good for a laugh.
I spend a good 25 mins in the bathroom reading.
And I'm a firm practicer of the home base theory as well. Only I take it one step further. I refuse to shit in the 2 bathrooms that everyone else in the house uses. The basement bathroom is all for me.
i drink it up!
I make loud fart noises in the stall I'm in. I use my mouth, and it usually clears the bathroom within 30 seconds and is always good for a laugh.
Last edited by Drewbacca; 23 Nov 2004 at 12:11 AM.
Originally Posted by rezo
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Yeah I don't get how people can stay long enough in the shitter to read something - the smell, the feeling of uncleanliness - doesn't that bother you while you flip pages?
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You gots to love the smell.
As for the uncleanliness--I'm going to wipe my ass right after anyway, so what the big deal.
If necessary, I can be in and out while dropping a deucer within a few minute, unless it's especially messy (like the ones where the wiping NEVER ENDS OMG). However, if I'm at home, I like to sit, wipe, and then kind of zone out for at least 5 minutes just rehabilitating. It's an awesome feeling.
Anyways, habits: I crack bones constantly. Toes (when barefoot, I use the toes of my other feet to crack them), ankles, knees, hip bones, back, shoulder, elbows, wrists (the best feeling to me, since I can only pop my wrist once every few weeks or so), knuckles (first and second on every finger), and neck.
I also love my room to be an arctic tundra when I sleep. However, it makes turning the alarm off and getting out of bed extremely difficult in the morning. Because of this, I have adjusted my ears to completely tune out my mega-loud alarm clock that's across the room.
i drink it up!
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Men read in the shitter to get away from their wives for a few minutes, that's the only real reason to do it.
*insert witty remark here*
I've tried that "reading on the can" thing, but it doesn't work for me.
I always end up getting it out before I'm done with the first paragraph.
..and nothing...and I mean NOTHING...beats a "clean cut". You know what I mean.
Last edited by Fighter-X; 23 Nov 2004 at 02:20 AM.
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There have been rare occassions where I've been in and out of the shitter in less than a minute. It wasn't the runs, just a solid, easy "whoosh shit".
Siddown, WHOOSH, there ya go.
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This thread is becoming dangerously close to derailing into "Shitting Habits. Share Yours".
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
I'll make that porcelon cry, I don't give a fuck. For those special moments, when the paint is peeling, I got a few smokes and some matches.
Turd be dammed, when I want to get some peace and be left the fuck alone, the shitter is the one place I can do that.
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