Weird Habbits

[Blacklight85]

i need the tv on while i sleep but if i wake up in the middle of the night theres some weird shit on at the crack of dawn.



[QUOTE=Dolemite]It was one of those "Hookers at the Point" specials...some black chick wearing a mini walked over to the sidewalk, spread her legs a little, and just let it go. Quick wipe with a tissue and she was back to trolling for dick.


Impressive.

[Punky Skunk]

Pacing.

I used to do the one sock thing. Thing is, socks are annoying, but no socks even more so. One sock is the compromise.

[Mr-K]

I do this as well.Sleeping while it's warm in the room is impossible.

Tell that to one of my roommates who bitches at me for turning the heat down at night because "He gets too cold to sleep." Thank God it's gotten cold out so I can keep a window open, but I think the temperature difference in the apartment has made me sick these past couple weeks.

[Gohron]

I make songs out of the things I am doing or working with. At Gamestop, I'll sing songs rhymeing the names of the games I am alphabetizing. At Denny's, I'll sing about salad dressing. It keeps me from going mad, not a sign that I am mad.

I make conversations with myself when I am driving, and I find that I am an argumentive bastard. Sometimes, on rare occasions, I'll interview myself while driving. It's hard to explain. This is nothing I do when others are around. It's like jerking off.

I always have to have my shoes on if I am not sleeping or in the shower. It feels as if I haven't woken up if I don't have my shoes on.

I do all of the said things above and am happy to know that other people have the problems and I'm not going crazy :P

Making songs is always fun, I come up with some pretty crazy shit.

When I'm at work I get so deep into thought that I start talking out what's in my mind, not even aware that I'm at work anymore.

I can one up you on that, I've been saying "Oui?" alot lately, even when people dont ask me questions.


Lemme see - whenever i'm at home i can't stand to have any amount of piss in me bladder, and i drink alot of water too, so that means i go like 12 + times a day, doesn't matter if there's just a little in the tank, i have to rid myself of it.

When I went to boot-camp we were "wrong" if we didn't piss almost clear urine and could possibly even get us into trouble if our urine was too yellow. It was well regulated that we drank 3 gallons of water a day and we'd have to piss every 30 minutes. When I got home from boot-camp I kept this habit and feel like something is seriously wrong if I'm not pissing nearly clear.

I tend to chew on a part of the collar of my shirt sometimes. I have no reason for doing this, it just kills time pretty well.

I chew pieces off of my inner lip, I can't help it and a lot of times I chew a piece big enough to make myself bleed.

Depends.

I went camping once, and didn't shit for 8 days.

Beyond 8 days, I have to find a new home to call my own. Barring those exceptions, it's not going to happen.

I went without shitting for over a week when going camping, I used to have a serious problem shitting in a public bathroom but being at bootcamp and having to share 8 toilets with 87 recruits and no doors on any of the stalls (yes, we shit in clear view of other people and if anybody even hinted towards being a homo they would probably get the shit kicked out of them and then discharged from the military).

When I got to boot-camp I didn't shit for a week and it's not because I didn't want to, I just couldn't. Nearly everyone else in my platoon had the same problem. Could've possibly been the food, we were pretty sure they put stuff in our food preventing us from getting erections and keeping our sex drive away too, this was confirmed to me by somebody who served back in the 50's and 60's. The Marines want us to get our hardons from thinking about killing people, not thinking of getting some ass, at least in boot-camp anyway.

[MVS]

What does not taking a shit have to do with homosexuality?

[Gohron]

What does not taking a shit have to do with homosexuality?

I never said anything about not taking a shit due to homosexuality. I just said that the stalls we shit in had no door on them and when you had 6 people taking a shit you were all in clear view of eachother, a lot of people make homo jokes about the USMC and I was pointing out why there was no homos there and/or they were extremely good at hiding it.

[Jetman]

-I move my foot in rapid succession to relax the rest of my body.

-I need a white noise to fall asleep

Likewise. Whenever people see my foot moving at full speed - they are always like wtf, and I cant sleep at all without the TV on.

I make conversations with myself when I am driving, and I find that I am an argumentive bastard. Sometimes, on rare occasions, I'll interview myself while driving. It's hard to explain.

Awesome.

we were pretty sure they put stuff in our food preventing us from getting erections and keeping our sex drive away too, this was confirmed to me by somebody who served back in the 50's and 60's. The Marines want us to get our hardons from thinking about killing people, not thinking of getting some ass, at least in boot-camp anyway.

My sex drive wasnt stunted at all when I went through basic.I'd always think about the babes - a matter of fact thinking about that is was helped get me through, " Three more weeks of this shit and I'm getting laid."
Luckily, I didnt have to wait that long as bunker sex during war week,(or warrior week or whatever the fuck they call it now) with a hot young female airmen kept me sane for a bit.

[MVS]

I didn't ask if or imply that not taking a shit has anything to being a homo, just odd that you go from 'we shit in front of each other' 'but we aren't gay and there are no homos'.

I get the feeling you guys would be like:
Let's get a beer.
Hooray.
Then some grub.
Hooray.
I aint no homo.
Hooray.

[Gohron]

My sex drive wasnt stunted at all when I went through basic.I'd always think about the babes - a matter of fact thinking about that is was helped get me through, " Three more weeks of this shit and I'm getting laid."
Luckily, I didnt have to wait that long as bunker sex during war week,(or warrior week or whatever the fuck they call it now) with a hot young female airmen kept me sane for a bit.

Your training was also an entirely different deal then our training :P We wouldn't even come into contact with females when at boot-camp except at church on Sundays and if you got caught talking to them you would be in the worst non-criminal trouble you could get in.

It was made perfectly clear to us that we were there to learn to kill people and lots of them and nothing else within 2 minutes of the bus stopping and the DI walking on and telling us to get off. When you don't get a hardon for a month no matter what you're thinking about for a month you start feeling like there's something seriously wrong.

I didn't ask if or imply that not taking a shit has anything to being a homo, just odd that you go from 'we shit in front of each other' 'but we aren't gay and there are no homos'.

I get the feeling you guys would be like:
Let's get a beer.
Hooray.
Then some grub.
Hooray.
I aint no homo.
Hooray.

The Marine Corp is extremely homophobic, what can I say? People would make every effort to show that they were not homo, guess it was all the shit that people say about the military.

[sethsez]

I never said anything about not taking a shit due to homosexuality. I just said that the stalls we shit in had no door on them and when you had 6 people taking a shit you were all in clear view of eachother, a lot of people make homo jokes about the USMC and I was pointing out why there was no homos there and/or they were extremely good at hiding it.

We homos may like men, but it's still not a turn-on to watch a guy shit. Believe me, if there were any gay guys there, they wouldn't have too much trouble hiding their excitment to be around a bunch of men crapping.