The girls of internet personals

[stormy]

Dude you go to USC. USC! All the girls there are blonde, big-tittied rich sorority daddy's girls with SUVs.

exactly, as in, they won't talk to me! And also, i'm an engineer. They stick all of the hideous engineers in one corner of the campus and tell the hot chicks to stay far away.

I could make a fake one now Stormy and tell you about my experiences, if you'd like.

Do it, it's fun

[Diff-chan]

exactly, as in, they won't talk to me! And also, i'm an engineer. They stick all of the hideous engineers in one corner of the campus and tell the hot chicks to stay far away.

I used to say stuff like that, now I have a sorority girl as a girlfriend.

Truly, a victory for math and science students the world over.

[maruchan]

I used to say stuff like that, now I have a sorority girl as a girlfriend.

Truly, a victory for math and science students the world over.

I guessing shes a education major, who wants to be a teacher.. Better watch out i think she wants a husband, in field that will sustain her..

[Fe 26]

I guess Master beat out Dolemite.

well Dolemite’s was the best, but size was a major factor. At avatar size you can't look at it quick and know what is going on. So I increased it by 50% and made it my sig. I think they look good together.

I don't believe those numbers, btw.

Doesn't matter if you believe it, that is how it is. I don't know what is weirder, that girls think a 16 year old boy is hot, or that I get at least a 7 with my long hair and some stubble.

Women have weird taste. Look at babies. Babies are the most fucked up looking thing on the planet. Compared to what they will grow up to be, they are weird ugly little fuckers. They also scream, poop, and puke all over the place. And women love the fuck out of those things.

Women also love nicknacks, fake flowers, and dress business suits with pointy shoulders. Women LIKE ugly fucking things.

So say what you will about how I look. In the end I think there is still probably a few attractive girls who are going to dig on my brand of ugly. If Billy Bob can get AJ, I think things are looking pretty good for me in the big scheme of things.

Never made an internet personal, but I enjoy reading them from time to time. So many people are exactly the same.

I could make a fake one now Stormy and tell you about my experiences, if you'd like.

I get tired of reading them. They make me sad. I wish I had a buck for ever girl who has one that says "I like hanging out with friends and music. I also like movies". Shit like that is like me or diff saying, "hey yo, I like boobers, they are awesome." You know, some shit goes without saying.

[Diff-chan]

I guessing shes a education major, who wants to be a teacher.. Better watch out i think she wants a husband, in field that will sustain her..

She's a sociology major (lol), and yea, if shes looking for a husband shes not gonna find one here. Im bouncing from California in March and she knows it, and there's no way that much love is gonna blossom from now until then.

[Fe 26]

I guessing shes a education major, who wants to be a teacher.. Better watch out i think she wants a husband, in field that will sustain her..

true, that is the secret to why some teachers are complete bitches.

Either

A. Never got married because no one liked them in college. They are now bitter because of this.
B. Got married but the relationship went bad.
C. Mad at the kids because their husband doesn't make enough money for them to not need to work.

Ed majors are just women looking for lawyer cock.












For those who are retarded, the above statement is just a generalization that does not aply to all people, K ?

exactly, as in, they won't talk to me! And also, i'm an engineer. They stick all of the hideous engineers in one corner of the campus and tell the hot chicks to stay far away.

It is like that everywhere.

For a while there I thought the college was bussing them in to make the campus look better.

[AstroBlue]

I used to say stuff like that, now I have a sorority girl as a girlfriend.

Truly, a victory for math and science students the world over.

Indeed, scratch it into a cubicle wall to give hope to future generations.

[Fe 26]

Indeed, scratch it into a cubicle wall to give hope to future generations.

You know, that would make a great movie. Something like a mix of Office space and LOTR.

"THE QUEST FOR THE HOT GIRL"

[Fe 26]

Say what you will about this girl, but I really like her description. ^_^

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KLBUN8R

maybe she could hook up with MR K

D= I thought I found my future girlfriend untill I read about all the metal she has in her face

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NLRUGYO

[Tracer]

I guessing shes a education major, who wants to be a teacher.. Better watch out i think she wants a husband, in field that will sustain her..

Oh ZING!

Say what you will about this girl, but I really like her description. ^_^

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KLBUN8R

maybe she could hook up with MR K

D= I thought I found my future girlfriend untill I read about all the metal she has in her face

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NLRUGYO

The first one has awesome musical tastes.