The girls of internet personals

[mollipen]

I think it goes without saying that I'm hot for that first girl. That picture looks fake, though.

But maybe her hobby really is "correcting" stuffed animals. Like, maybe she's psycho, her animals are American, they try talking to her in Japanese, and she corrects their Japanese or something.

[Cowutopia]

She's a sociology major (lol), and yea, if shes looking for a husband shes not gonna find one here. Im bouncing from California in March and she knows it, and there's no way that much love is gonna blossom from now until then.

Diffx, dreamcrusher.

[Mzo]

I bet you he cries more than she does when it's time to move on.

[Omni]

I bet you he cries more than she does when it's time to move on.

Most sorority girls suck and are only good for a quick fuck before a test.

I'm an engineer and was blessed with a really awesome girlfriend last year. From Alaska. Yeah, it still sounds weird to me too. But she's literally the coolest girl ever and I'm totally in love with her.

[Cowutopia]

....after reading your post, because I am fucked up, I can't get the images of a frozen salmon and a frozen vagina out of my head.

[Omni]

I fucked her with a frozen salmon, so the image is apt.

[Cowutopia]

Now I have to make up something funny to explain to my coworkers why I'm laughing.

[Omni]

Haha, tell them that they're a bunch of anuses and that you don't have to explain yourself to them.

[Calliander]

Stormy, have you tried rape?

[stormy]

I think it goes without saying that I'm hot for that first girl. That picture looks fake, though.

But maybe her hobby really is "correcting" stuffed animals. Like, maybe she's psycho, her animals are American, they try talking to her in Japanese, and she corrects their Japanese or something.

check out this one. She didn't message me , but it looks fake too.