Masturbating Boys Cause Stir

[salmonax]

One woman, 24-year-old Gloria Shingange, had an embarrassing moment on Thursday when the boys drooled over her at the Tzaneen Mall because she was wearing a mini-skirt.

"They followed me around the mall with their hands inside their trousers. I walked out of the mall and when I stopped at the robot next to the Tzaneen police station they shouted saying I was attractive," Shingage said.

Robot?!

[Mikhal]

I did some research... and I guess a robot is what they call a traffic light over there.

[AstroBlue]

*Quietly cancels South African vacation plans*

Why? Are you going to wear short skirts, see-through clothing, and walk around the northern ghettoes?

[StriderKyo]

Why? Are you going to wear short skirts, see-through clothing, and walk around the northern ghettoes?

No, those days are well behind me. The money just wasn't what I thought it'd be.

[AstroBlue]

No, those days are well behind me. The money just wasn't what I thought it'd be.

Hehehe

[Blacklight85]

"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid

aww, poor kids, guess they gotta do what they gotta do

[Rumpy]

I've heard of the glue sniffing. It is pretty common for kids who work at shoe factories to get cups or sticks or whatever and get some of the glue, and sniff it all day.

The junkies tape rubber cement bottles to their nose.

[Master]

I did some research... and I guess a robot is what they call a traffic light over there.

You just ruined a potential hilarious 1000 post thread with "information". Ignorance was bliss on this one.

[Mikhal]

Sorry...

[Master]

Relax, I'm just goofing. The possibility for fun photoshopping is still there...

And better yet, MS Painting.

Josh, care to illustrate? Robot and all?