Sausage King
You are a god among women, then.
Anyway, I regret ever having tried the exit hatch. Not only was it painful for her but I felt nothing. Bad experience all around.
Neither does my girlfriend.Originally Posted by animegirl
She sneezed once right while I was cuming.
She thought it was funny, I didn't.I thought it was funny, but he didn't for some reason.
Wu-Tang is for the children!
Did you atleast bless her?
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
yeah, he gave her a heil marry.
Outworld Neck Hair
Please enlighten me: How exactly did it fuck up your relationship?
I'm really fucking curious.
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HAHA..ever had a girl give you a BJ and you cum in her mouth and she says its too much for her to swallow? I have..
is cuter than you
Back when I was engaged, I was still in my "OMG life sucks I suck wah wah" phase, and one day my fiance told me that she kinda sorta wanted to start having sex again with her ex-lover. I told her okay, because "obviously I'm not good enough for her and I just want her to be happy and blah blah."
So, she started having sex with him off and on while I was at work, and it ended in a three way with the three of us.
That pretty much began the ending of our relationship.
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man, that sucks shidoshi. I hope you both let it rip on her face.
There Werent Really 88 Of Them
Who would do a thing like that?
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
is cuter than you
We broke up basically because of her still having feelings for him, and what went down. She then planned to move out to where he was then living and live with him, and he ended up pretty much dropping all communication with her.
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How did she handle herself? Becuase I'm thinking the right thing to do, was to tell you that she was having doubtes, and she needed to sort things out.
BUT I have this bad feeling, that since she was a girl, she did not do the rignt thing, and acted in a way that hurt both of you.
Ass
What the hell? Are you serious? You were cool with her having sex with an ex? And a threesome with all of you?If I looked up the definition of 'awkward' in an X-rated dictionary there would be a picture of this scene in it.
I feel sorry for you that you were in a state of mind to let her treat you like that.
Good riddance to the bitch.
Can you dig it?
A threesome comprised of you, her, and...another man?
No, wait, correction:
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
maybe the pussy was really good, or it was the mystic of the sideways vag.
you never know. He knows better now, so don't judge.
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I've made some very, very poor choices in my life when it came to women. *heh* I had had some crap relationships before her, and at that point, I was one of those whiny depressed emo-type kids. When this came up, I told myself that I wasn't good enough for her, and if it would make her happy, I should let her do it.
Awkward doesn't even begin to explain it.
We were also young when we got engaged - I was 19, she was 18 - so we were both stupid kids at that point.
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Ass
Yeah, I'm not putting Doshi down or judging him or anything. I feel bad that he had to put up with such bullshit. He's got a hell of a lot more patience than I do for doing that.
Dont sweat it, dude. Water under the bridge. We all make mistakes in affairs with the opposite sex.You just have to learn something from it, and not let someone take advantage of you.
I'm officially broken up with the 18 year old now because of of all of her horseshit,AND she kept talking of wanting to get back together with her ex.( I guess he was her first,or something so she feels he's more romantic,and wants more than just to fuck > she's got me there,have fun not fucking her nearly as much as I did Mr. X) So, I probably did one or two things wrong - we all do it. You just have to know when to walk away - Which you obviously did - Thank God.
It's cool. I'm moving on to better 18 year olds - you should too 'Doshi
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We have all made mistakes when it came to women. I for one, made mistakes and it costed me and my wallet.
Sexually I have absolutely no regrets. I've done fine, and am content.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Ass
Indeed. I think every old relationship that I look back on I ask myself, why in the hell did I buy her this, why did I take her here,etc.The poon has strong pull - like a tractor beam.
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So... is swallowing really all that uncommon? I guess since it's all I've ever known maybe I've been spoiled...
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
Ass
I've never seen it. So for me its the Holy Grail, but maybe it depends on the chick.
Anime Girl, do you have a sister?
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It is pretty uncommon. I've known a few that are 1000% against it.
You really can't tell when? Every muscle down there contracts when it's time to let loose.
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Well for me, I took a girl to a broadway show and paid for 2 hotel stays and got no ass nor was she even my girl. That was like $800 in 2 months. Ex #1 (long distance), I probably spent like $8,000 in 6 months and I only saw her once a month. Ex #2, only expensive thing was probably broadway show. Ex #3, nothing really..just $90 roses, gas and tolls from driving her to these sorority things. With my current one...learning from my mistakes.
First time someone swallowed my load was back in October/November. Gave a warning but she kept going. After she swallowed, she said.."that was alot".
metal = rude
Every girl i've been with has been a swallower but one, who would do it sometimes but spit most of the time. They're usually proud of swallowing. I've told girls i don't care if they spit, and they give me a crazy look and say no way. I should also include that i do generally date whores though, so that might have something to do with it. I would have guessed the real world ratio of spitters to swallowers was about 50%. Lately though i'm having trouble just getting the BJ, when i get hookups it's usually just sex and all i want is a friggin BJ for once!
I have attempted getting a girl in the butt once. It was her and my first time, so it started and she screamed. I stopped and felt really bad about sort of pressuring her into this because she had always been against it (but had eventually agreed of her own accord). Now that i never talk to her anymore though i wish i had just kept going. She was a bitch to me in the end.
I'd also take back some of the alcohol induced one night stands. I flayed a few pigs if you know what i mean.
I've gotten that a lot. Sometimes they can't hold it in or just start choking haha.
One time this girl tried to snowball me. That wasn't fun.
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That's fucked up. Did you throw her out?
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Oh man, fucking lame! That is one thing that I will make sure, never happens to me.
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
metal = rude
I was dating her actually, we used to play all these wierd games. One of them was called "Stick in the Mud Chicken", where we'd try to see stick our fingers into each other's butt and see who would chicken out first before anyone succeeded. So stuff like this wasn't that unexpected. So when she tried to do that as soon as i could tell i spit it back on her all over her face.
LOL!
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Um. Wow.
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
metal = rude
you know, it didn't occur to me that that might be wierd until i was typing it just now.Um. Wow.
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