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I blame my two sisters for being able to read that, and it not bother me.
They are, espically my older sister, the queens of nasty conversation.
Yep.Originally Posted by JM
Edit: To be fair though, this IS the "sexual regrets" thread. It screams "Way too much information."
And I like to think of myself as "Brutally honest," but sometimes when I fuck up or misjudge the situation, it's "Tactless." Generally when I offend people, I mean to. That Bosox comment was pretty bad though. I forgot posting there was like being in a room full of total strangers.
Double yep. And it tastes good more often than not. Hearing those moans/squeals of delight, and causing the quivers/convulsions of orgasm is fantastic. Especially when you love the girl.
After 3 years of this relationship, it's "You shower today?" "Nope." And we both know what that means. Either we jump in together or there's no oral taking place.
When a girl's on her period and wants to have sex, it's pretty mean to say no. I don't mind a bloodied penis. Nothing a shower can't fix. And I'm sure some of the sicker folk in the world would get off fantasizing about literally slaying a girl with their dick. You have to avoid the period-almost-over-coagulated-nasty blood (we will never do it if that's going down) but otherwise it's all fair game. However if she's really bleeding sometimes it ruins the lubrication and you have to stop.
I won't eat a girl out if she is bleeding though. Hence the one time I did it with the tampon in. My girl was pretty shocked/horrified at first.
Seeing the blood trickle down a girl's legs while you're both standing there naked having a chat is a little odd. Like a surprise nosebleed, only coming from an odd place.
(Sorry JM if you read all this.)
Last edited by Cowutopia; 03 Mar 2005 at 01:44 PM.
I blame my two sisters for being able to read that, and it not bother me.
They are, espically my older sister, the queens of nasty conversation.
Digital Ruler
It wasn't a problem when Cow was talking about it, but I wouldn't want to hear stuff like that from my sister(s).
Well that's like, your opinion, man.
Back from the dead!
In the first place..you're naked. Why you going to stand around and chat? Get down and busy and fuck..
My big sister always moves every conversation to that sort of stuff. We can not have a family meal with out her taking the converasation to something that has to do wtih shit, death, blood, gore, or sex.It wasn't a problem when Cow was talking about it, but I wouldn't want to hear stuff like that from my sister(s).
Digital Ruler
Sounds like fun.
I like to sit around naked after sex.
Well that's like, your opinion, man.
Back from the dead!
Actually..you're right..cuz 20-30 mins later..i'm at it again.
Digital Ruler
Because you can't please her the first time.
Well that's like, your opinion, man.
Back from the dead!
No. Not my problem if I have the stamina of a horse. After I'm done..my shit is still hard! I just need to recoup my energy.
Digital Ruler
Heh.
Well that's like, your opinion, man.
Sausage King
Holy shit, I agree with IP.
Digital Ruler
On the fact that your sister's a whore.
Well that's like, your opinion, man.
Say Ahhh
IBTN.
Time for a change
Bingo.
Best few sentences in this entire thread. Bar none.
There Werent Really 88 Of Them
I will agree but it doesn't really taste "good" from my experiences. It doesn't really have much of a taste at all.
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
Electronic cigarette.
Add some spices. I enjoy my vagina with Worchestershire.
Soy sauce on the Asian vagina is excellent.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Unico Power!
So vagina doesn't taste like anything? You guys should be rushing to go down there then.
Well Tragic seems to think it doesn't. Personally I find it depends on the girl, some have more flavor then others.
And I'm always rushing to go down there. As long as it's neatly trimmed and clean.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
As long as the chick doesn't taste like "old bay", all is good.
How bout as long as it doesn't smell like something you'd put old bay on.
One of my younger friends had his first oral experience with this heinous, frigid bitch that two-timed him, a real miserable person, and he had this to say:
"Oh god! Oh...it smelled like someone took this dead fish, and nailed it to a door and let it sit there for 2 weeks!"
...ew.
Why he still talks to this girl I can't imagine.
There Werent Really 88 Of Them
I've only been with the one chick. It didn't have much of a taste.
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
or
I want to have your abortion.
Say Ahhh
That's hawt. It's a shame Helena Bonham Carter isn't.
Time for a change
Regret: Reading the Hot Teacher Sex thread.
Also, once when I was very young and stupid...well if I told this story none of you would respect me anymore whatsoever. So forget it.
Now we'll just assume the worst.
HA! HA! I AM USING THE INTERNET!!1
My Backloggery
Well.
http://www.first-aid-product.com/ind...inger-cots.htm
There was a small plastic container of these, only they were white. And dusty. I thought they were my parent's condoms.
Hilarity ensued, if you laugh at that kind of thing. I thought maybe if I stretched it out like you do those balloons...
Luckily there was no way in hell it would fit over my massive member, or I might have caused permanent damage.
Last edited by Cowutopia; 05 Mar 2005 at 10:38 AM. Reason: grammar
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