Sexual Regrets

[bahn]

I honestly regret nothing.

Most sexpots usually don't.

[Dolemite]

heil mary.

[Brisco Bold]

Eh, you know how teenage girls can be. We were buddies, one day we were just hanging out and it happened. Things got really akward after that and soon we just stopped talking altogether. Teenagers are wacky that way.

The one major thing that seperates men and women I think is guilt. Women usually feel it a hell of a lot more than men. And who knows? I really wanted to get laid at the time because, as you know, there's lots of pressure on a kid to "do it" because sex is supposed to be the end-all, be-all of existence and all that bullshit. So maybe I, in turn, made her feel pressured or something. I don't know. All teenagers are retarded. I'm glad I'm not one anymore.

Makes sense. Tho, for some reason, I thought it might have had something to do with something other than 'teenagers being wacky.'

Don't mind me.

*whistles*

[Lordmrw]

Amazingly enough, the only regrets that I have are the blatantly obvious times really hot girls wanted to do me, and I had my head in my ass. When I think back on it, some of those girls were ones my friends would have given a testicle to hit, and they damn near did everything except put their bush in my face, and I was too damn dumb to do the deed.

[Dolemite]

Makes sense. Tho, for some reason, I thought it might have had something to do with something other than 'teenagers being wacky.'

Don't mind me.

*whistles*

No, no, nothing complicated. Just the usual teen angst.

[g0zen]

Getting caught by the mother. So embarassed I almost wanted to do like a tap dance or something to make the situation even more ridiculous.

[Dolemite]

LOLZ

Did she actually catch you...ahem...inside her daughter? I mean, how much did she see?

[Fe 26]

I know what I said. I periodically use German words. I blame too much hellsing and Indiana Jones' movies.

[Jetman]

Man, how can you let your girl know her place if you don't pop on her face?

That's awesome. It should be in nursery ryhme books everywhere,and taught to kids at a young age.

[sethsez]

Getting caught by the mother.

This has happened to me, too.

You think it's bad when the mother sees you inside her precious daughter? It's worse when you're inside her precious son. By far.