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I've got nothing anymore. I really used to know some, and was usually up for trying almost anything, but I have honestly just not felt comfortable enough with anyone to start that crazy trick train back up again.
Originally Posted by William Oldham
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Well that's like, your opinion, man.
From Dirty Proverbs...
Siegfriend and Roy
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
Back from the dead!
Nothing as extreme like you people but...
Wheelbarrel...
Like the name says. Remember when you were a little kid and would do wheelbarrels with your friends? Have her stand on her hands, you hold her legs under your arms and bang bang bang..fuck fuck fuck.
Ass
That's a good one.
Some of these are stupid and just try too hard though -
ahab:
While fucking your girl doggie style, you suddenly pull out for no apparent reason. When she turns around for an explanation, she notices you've jumped off the bed onto a skateboard, holding the mighty dildo-harpoon in hand, cocked and ready to spear her in the ass. You pursue her as she runs out of the house and down the street while yelling, "You're not getting away from me this time, White Whale!"Yeah,that ones a classic kind of like Missionary or Doggie.
Take the wheelbarrow, modify it and you get the carpet cleaner...
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
There Werent Really 88 Of Them
Anyone ever do any of these or would like to do any of these?
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
Still my all-time favorite:
Hitting the snooze
When your girl wakes you up with a hummer, but you punch her in the face and go back to sleep.
your mom
No, nobody really does these things, except occasionally in pornos. They are pretty much complete fantasy.
your mom
There Werent Really 88 Of Them
Well, I have done one of them.
I thought you were gay.... i guess not.
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