Sex tricks

**Master of 7s** · 28 Feb 2005, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mman

No, nobody really does these things, except occasionally in pornos. They are pretty much complete fantasy.

Exactly, any man dumb enough to try these techniques in real life is asking to be castrated in his sleep.

**Tragic** · 28 Feb 2005, 11:05 PM

I've been given a "rust trombone" for about 20-30 seconds. Should I have my nuts cut off?

**Jetman** · 28 Feb 2005, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Tragic

Anyone ever do any of these or would like to do any of these?

I swear on my life that I will one day do the 'ABRA-CADABRA'/Houdini to one lucky woman. I should have done it to the 18 year-old before we broke up.

Originally Posted by omfg

Hitting the snooze
When your girl wakes you up with a hummer, but you punch her in the face and go back to sleep.

Good one.

**Tragic** · 28 Feb 2005, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jetman

I swear on my life that I will one day do the 'ABRA-CADABRA'/Houdini to one lucky woman. I should have done it to the 18 year-old before we broke up.

lol, take a picture too. You could call it "A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words" or something.

**Mman** · 28 Feb 2005, 11:41 PM

That one is slightly different, especially since it is a girl doing it to you, not you doing it to them

**Rumpy** · 28 Feb 2005, 11:46 PM

The funniest one is the table top.

The set up: sex at her place, on the floor or away from anything she could lean against. Open a can of paint and hide it where you could reach it.

The operation: Tap that shit doggie style and then just before you finish, grab the open paint can and place it on her back. Finish and walk away leaving her on all fours with one hell of a problem on her back. You may or may not want to stick around for when she finally gets up.

**bandit** · 28 Feb 2005, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Rumpy

The funniest one is the table top.

The set up: sex at her place, on the floor or away from anything she could lean against. Open a can of paint and hide it where you could reach it.

The operation: Tap that shit doggie style and then just before you finish, grab the open paint can and place it on her back. Finish and walk away leaving her on all fours with one hell of a problem on her back. You may or may not want to stick around for when she finally gets up.

HAHAHA..thats like betting a guy you can make his money disappear.

Setup: go to a bar, bet a guy $20, $50, or $100 that you can make it disappear.

Operation: Put the money on the table. Ask for 2 drinks (water or be nice and order alcoholic drinks). Tell him to put his hands down on the bar/table (palm down). Put said drinks on top of his hands. Take money and walk away.

HAHAHAHA

**voltz** · 01 Mar 2005, 05:27 PM

'Last Ride' - Combo from girl bending over for bj to powerbomb style setup, munch out for a bit then when the bitch hits her peak, drop her skanky ass.