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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
    Why don't white people wear hats?

    This is a question I ponder everyday at the bus stop. It's minus X, you just took a shower, and you're out there in a (nice) thin jacket and no hat.

    Why?
    I'm one of those people. I like the cold.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Rocca
    I'm one of those people. I like the cold.
    I don't get you people.

    Wait -- so you take showers in the morning, not the night?

    Damn, you are white!

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
    I don't get you people.

    Wait -- so you take showers in the morning, not the night?

    Damn, you are white!
    you'll get dirty again while you're sleeping!

  4. Quote Originally Posted by stormy
    you'll get dirty again while you're sleeping!
    You clean off the day's dirt! I don't wanna bring the day's dirt into my bed!

    This is so a white/black thing...

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
    You clean off the day's dirt! I don't wanna bring the day's dirt into my bed!

    This is so a white/black thing...
    Yeah, white people also wash themselves with the bar of soap rather than the washcloth too.....at least I do ....

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Jetman
    Yeah, white people also wash themselves with the bar of soap rather than the washcloth too.....at least I do ....
    It's fucked.

    MADNESS!

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
    I don't get you people.

    Wait -- so you take showers in the morning, not the night?

    Damn, you are white!
    Hah, well it wakes me up, so that's my only reason. Washcloths? Bar of soap please.

    Showers are also taken cold. ^_^

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Rocca
    Hah, well it wakes me up, so that's my only reason. Washcloths? Bar of soap please.

    Showers are also taken cold. ^_^
    ...

    I don't know you anymore.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
    I don't get you people.

    Wait -- so you take showers in the morning, not the night?

    Damn, you are white!
    You stew and fester in the night, it's when your skin sheds and your body recuperates. Your bed is getting dirty whether you shower or not, chief. I take showed in the morning so I don't smell during the course of the day. This is especially weird in the Summer months when you sweat by simply existing.

    Anyway, when I go out in the cold it's not like I'm dripping wet, like you seem to be imagining. My hair is dry and I'm towelled off, oh and I also wear a winter coat (not thin, multi-layered). I don't wear a tuke or hat because it would mess up my beautiful head of hair. I do, however, carry a tuke around with me incase of emergency.

    I use a washcloth and soap
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Andrew
    I use a washcloth and soap
    You're black?

    If not put that washcloth down, man, you're breaking the rules. Us white boys like to pick pubes off the bar - its a sign of manliness how many are left on it when you are done showering.Needless to say my bar looks like a cat snuck into my shower and coughed up a massive hairball in it.

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