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Its been record highs in seattle lately. Its like the city is welcoming me back. The spring has come early. I keep feeling like I should wear shorts. but then it rains.
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wow 55 degrees, how will you survive? Poor baby.
Excuse me while I go dig out my goddamn car.
Originally Posted by William Oldham
Its been record highs in seattle lately. Its like the city is welcoming me back. The spring has come early. I keep feeling like I should wear shorts. but then it rains.
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i drink it up!
I'd ban you right now if i could.You're black?
If not put that washcloth down, man, you're breaking the rules. Us white boys like to pick pubes off the bar - its a sign of manliness how many are left on it when you are done showering.Needless to say my bar looks like a cat snuck into my shower and coughed up a massive hairball in it.
And clean that shit off if someone else has to come after you. Part of this makes me want to shave a cat and crap the soap in the hair to get back at the son of a bitch who does this.
And I'm Russian.
just fuckin' with ya, i'm generic
With windchill is was like -40 here for the great half of the past week. It's warming up now.
Count up your sins
And that people, is how you tell the weather. Motherfucking Celsius.
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Fact: If you don't shower in the morning, you, in fact, have some serious BO during the day. Cut that shit out, the world will thank you.
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this is true.
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BRISCO HAS BO
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*smells self*
Nope.
Fact: if you take showers in the morning, you more than likely sometimes skip showers.
(Sadly, this is based off disgusting, empiricial evidence.)
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You can't smell yourself. It doesn't work that way. Everyone gives off they're own personal funk. And you get used it it because, we'll you're around that smell 24/7. It's when you don't take that much needed morning shower that your personal funk becomes something else. Rancid BO. By the time it's lunchtime you haven't taken a shower in over 12 hours. And at the end of the workday? yeah.
At work we have someone that is a huge offender at this and I can't believe she doesn't notice how her co-workers recoil when they have to interact with her. But I have reason to believe she can go a few days before taking a shower. WTF, that's just not right.
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This one dude I used to work with used to fucking reak. So much so, that he actually GAVE HIS B.O. TO MY JACKET.
For a brief period, my jacket would smell really bad after every shift. I had to wash my jacket regularly -- the smell was THAT BAD. I couldn't figure out why this was happening, and for a bit thought it was me. Then one day I caught him putting his jacket over mine.
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