What shitty game are you playing?

[Fe 26]

It is not as common as it used to be, but we all still play shitty games. Either because we "just" got a game instead of reading about it first, or because the price was right and the box was pretty.

I just got Chaos Legion and Zone of the enders for 3 bucks. Chaos Legion would be a good game had it kept with that part right at the start where enemies pore in from everywhere and you slaughter them, INSTEAD of going to "kill stupid plant thing, kill boss, wash repeat."

So what turds are you guys playing?

[Anarkex]

I bought Vagrant Story for twelve bucks once, but i just couldn't enjoy it. the endless dungeon was one thing, the fact that i'd keep forgetting which way i was going when i loaded my file and ended up backtracking half the place was another. The combat system, i like, tho, as well as the customizable weapons. they just should have made the rest of the game not crap and it would have been awesome.

[ChaoofNee]

I just bought Crimson Sea for $6.90 from Micro Center. It was fun until I hit the stage where you have to push the president through the entirety of it. Then it was fun again until I hit the stage where I have to wander around a city looking for INVISIBLE enemies. I thought this game was supposed to be insane ass-kickery like Dynasty Warriors. Gee whiz.

[Sqoon]

Death by Degrees. The game starts out with Nina sunbathing while on a mission. On a cruise ship. An enemy cruise ship. And she wonders why she gets captured.

[Dyne]

cold fear....its not crap per se, but the start doesnt really make you want to play any further

[George]

Every so often I would play Orphen for shits and giggles, but I later found that it had a much better use being traded in to get RE4. GG, Orphen, GG.

[Korly]

DBZ Sagas, AND Cold Fear.

Does Cold Fear get any better? The beginning really sucks.

[johnk_]

SF3: Third Strike..

the game isn't shitty, of course, but if I want to play it on XBL with a non-shitty
controller (for example, magic box + saturn pad), I can't use the communicator to
scream "SHO-RYU-KEN" every time I connect with an awesomely-timed dragon punch..
and the online experience therefore feels empty to me..
and no, I don't really scream random shit when I'm online..

[Anarkex]

(in replying to Trialsword's post)


>Gasp< You got rid of Orphen!?! I mean, yeah, it did suck, but it sucked so much as to be legendary. (besides, how much did you get for it, anyway?)

[George]

>Gasp< You got rid of Orphen!?! I mean, yeah, it did suck, but it sucked so much as to be legendary. (besides, how much did you get for it, anyway?)

I got like 2.50 + 10 bucks for their trade-in offer if I brought in like 2 or more. That's more than I originally paid for it 3 years ago. The only thing I MIGHT miss is the incredibly overdone special move shouts that Orphen does:

"THE BITE.....OF LIGHTNING!"

And oh yeah, you can't forget about Turok: Evolution. I once activated every cheat and played through the last half of the game. It's really, REALLY shitty but the weapons can be fun.