Human finger found in delicious cup of Wendy's Chili

[Drewbacca]

I feel sorry for the people who didn't have the finger IN their soup, but ate a chili flavoured with human flesh from the same couldron.

[Ashen Victor]

I thought it was just a case of a lot of Weenie Tot employees losing their fingers rather than all Weenie Tots being made from them.

yea, i think this was the explaination.

[Tones]

Why would they willingly give up their fingers?

Who could resist an awesome sharp hook?

[Brisco Bold]

I feel sorry for the people who didn't have the finger IN their soup, but ate a chili flavoured with human flesh from the same couldron.

EW. I never thought about that.

[Fe 26]

Eh we have probably all eaten people by now. God only knows whats really in taco bell meat.

[Revoltor]

On an episode of HBO's America Undercover they interviewed a couple of cannibals. When asked what human flesh tasted like, he responded by saying it wasn't very different from roast pork.

[Omni]

That's crazy, I love roast pork.

[Ashen Victor]

That's crazy, I love roast pork.

you and me both! *gnaws at arm*

[Thief Silver]

Was said reporter eaten shortly after? THis would make my day.

[Revoltor]

Heh. No but you could tell she was pretty scared.

The interview got really intimate up until she brought about the fact that he murdered a young boy or two and had his way with them. Even with all the evidence pointing at him, he persistently denied it, almost to the point of anger.

I guess the lesson here is that being gay is worse than being a cannibal.