I'm Racist

**Wilykat** · 03 Apr 2005, 10:36 PM

You should've learned your lesson on the basketball court

**frostwolf ex** · 03 Apr 2005, 11:51 PM

thats it? Mike, you dissapoint me, you do better than this.

**Doc Holliday** · 04 Apr 2005, 03:33 AM

He's past his prime. Time to send him out to the pasture. --------------------------

------------------------------------------------------- Hold on I'll get my shotgun.

**Master of 7s** · 04 Apr 2005, 03:46 AM

Originally Posted by Mr-K

Black people also smoke Newports.

I do?

**Mzo** · 04 Apr 2005, 03:51 AM

I, too, expected a better racist joke here.

**Calliander** · 04 Apr 2005, 04:23 AM

What I want is a live drummer to follow me around and hit the bad joke drumroll when necessary.

For instance:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says to the pirate, "Hey man, you've got a steering wheel in your pants."
The pirate says, "Yarr! It be drivin' me nuts!"

**Ashen Victor** · 04 Apr 2005, 04:28 AM

that's a racist pirate joke.

**Kev** · 04 Apr 2005, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by Wilykat

You should've learned your lesson on the basketball court

PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB!!

Originally Posted by Master of 7s

I do?

Don't know about you personally, but I used to get paid selling 'Port 100s back in Earle C. Job Corps. Ports were really the only smokes you could be sure would move.

**Despair** · 04 Apr 2005, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by MechDeus

Apparently I'm black, I just found out through Verizon. I registered my phone through their online database for transmitting photos and sounds to cell phones and there were 11 pictures already in my inbox. Checking them out I found pictures of my buffer, blacker self flexing in a mirror and random black chicks. I wish my parents had told me sooner.

Awesome. Thats how you post