guy throws grenade at Bush

[Jetman]

report that a device, possibly a hand grenade, had been thrown within 100 feet of the stage during Bush's speech, hit someone in the crowd and fell to the ground,

I bet the guy who got hit in the back of the head with that grenade nearly shit his pants when he saw what it was.

[Error]

Delay wouldn't be veep. Cheney and the RNC would pick a new veep. Watch more West Wing..

[Grey's Anatomy]

So, if Bush is Cable, does that make Cheney Bishop?
Makes ya think.

[Tracer]

On second thought, Bush should stay president. DeLay should stay as far away as possible from the White House.

Truth.

[Dolemite]

Only if they replaced it with a mechanical claw, and gave him an eye that could control killer satilities.

lols

[Kinopio]

I'd actually like to find that out. Does he stay president or do they just send him home and make Cheney president?

Haven't you ever seen the movie Dave?

[voltz]

It ain't over yet!

[Critical Overdrive]

Latest proof that the U.S. is winning the war on terrorism:

1. Terrorists are throwing rocks painted like grenades as hard as they can at the
President, but can only throw it a measly 10 feet in front of them.
RESULT = Assassins are poor and throw like girls

2. Terrorists fly over Washington D.C. in a Cessna 150
RESULT - Terrorist are poor and have turned to sight-seeing in ancient autogyros rather than attacking.

[Drinky Milk]

RESULT = Assassins are poor and throw like girls

*giggle* Seth Macfarlane, eat your heart out.

Would this constitue as a political thread? Where is Yoshi?

[Blacklight85]

Good. Too bad it didn't work.