Things to do in an airport.

**dakidski** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by toxic

How could you be at an airport without an MP3 player filled with 2 gigs of music or a GBA with 20 games?

Ever watch The Terminal with Tom Hanks? That bastard spent a year at an airport! Go build a mosiac wall for Catherine Zeta Jones.

I am too confused to use such portable music devices. I walk into things etc...
I never got into GBA but I could use my old neogeo pocket color right now. Ill bring that AND books for my next flight... I'd like to see that movie with Tom Hanks, I read somewhere about a guy that lived 20 years in an airport in France, apparently a true story.

Originally Posted by FirstBlood

I'm sorry, we can't all enjoy the the many perks of being a male prostitute.

ha-ha, that was funny. Then again, im so bored ill laugh of anything

**Chux** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by dakidski

Then on the other hand, an airport is without laws right? I mean, its an international zone or something? Some sort of non-country. Hence no laws and no punishment if i run up and slap the customer service staff?

My feet are so hot and sweaty that they could qualify for that. But sadly I am in the 'safe' zone, no security stuff here.

You are in no way a safe zone, if nothing else, you are in a more restricted zone than normal, you'd be breaking some international laws, or something to that extent.

**Jetman** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:34 PM

I always like that one skit from the Man-Show (the good seasons) where Jimmy and Adam dress as pilots and walk around the airport like they are drunk, falling over shit,rambling to passengers,and racing baggage carts. So that gets my vote - you'll have to do some snooping to find a uniform though.

**Chux** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:34 PM

That being said, if it keeps you off the boards, go for it.

**g0zen** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Chux

You are in no way a safe zone, if nothing else, you are in a more restricted zone than normal, you'd be breaking some international laws, or something to that extent.

Yeah, you can expect a strongly worded letter from the UN. Perhaps with an attached photo of a thumbs down just to show you they're serious.

**Diff-chan** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:37 PM

Airports are usually owned and operated by local/state/federal governments, theyre by no means international territory. But hey, give it a try. Tell us what happened.

**dakidski** · 01 Jun 2005, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Clash!

I would just start yelling things, random things. And then when someone looks at you go, "Yeah, you know what I mean!"

I wonder how people would react to the airport-loonie... I could grab girls butts too, I suppose? Yell obscene things... interesting...
Speaking of women in airports... They are all sluts! They all seem to think they are the queen of the catwalk and the final premiere is when they leave customs into the exit terminal... Ever noticed that? 'omg all attention on me!!! omg it makes me all wet!!"
ps. im obviously going mad with boredom

Originally Posted by Chux

You are in no way a safe zone, if nothing else, you are in a more restricted zone than normal, you'd be breaking some international laws, or something to that extent.

Great 'international laws'... I guess I will break all the global laws at once then.

Originally Posted by Jetman

I always like that one skit from the Man-Show (the good seasons) where Jimmy and Adam dress as pilots and walk around the airport like they are drunk, falling over shit,rambling to passengers,and racing baggage carts. So that gets my vote - you'll have to do some snooping to find a uniform though.

Its a great skit yes. But you know what: Get your hands on a captains uniform, go to your local airport and hang out in the lounge. Its a dead-cert way to get laid. I personally guarantee it.