Meh, those games take too long to get to the good parts. And having to type and use the mouse with just the left hand can become troublesome.
Hello, I'm sure there are some of us here who're aware of the dating sim / hentai games that Japan pumps out shamelessly. But, how many among us have been brave and daring enough to actually spend their time playing them? I'd say the number is few, but to those true American heroes who braved through countless paragraphs of badly translated dialogue boxes for just a few fleeting pics of animated pornography, I ask you this; which are your favorites?!
Personally I'll always be a fan of True Love because it was my first . But as I've grown older and more mature I've branched into more complex games with numerous paths for seducing the same girl and difficult moral choices such as whether or not I should sodomize the maid or deflower the schoolmaster's dangerously young daughter.
That said, I'll have to throw my lot this time behind Tokimeki Check-In!!. This game offers such a wide variety of girls and dialogue choices that I could hardly keep my dick out of my hands (OOPS I MEANT TO WRITE SOMETHING NOT OFFENSIVE THERE)!
How about the rest of you!? Which game most stimulates your loins while increasing your knowledge of Japanese erotic culture!?
Time for a change
Meh, those games take too long to get to the good parts. And having to type and use the mouse with just the left hand can become troublesome.
Cho Aniki.
This is even better than diffx's joke thread.
OH SHIT!
Don't ruin it until we catch all the suckers!
PENIS
I have tears in my eyes.
Originally Posted by toxic
Eat a bag of dicks.Originally Posted by BerringerX
Personally, I am torn to choose between Battle Raper (which has some disturbingly good CG, actually -- who the fuck would be that talented and end up working on hentai games?) and Water Closet (which is just disturbing).
(There are a few of these 'games' -- well, they really aren't games, they may as well be e-books -- which are better reads than anything you would find in a videogame. I do not know this personally (I can't understand Japanese!), but people that I know fairly well hold this sentiment, and it is not a difficult concept to buy into. But this is waaaaay beyond the scope of TNL, and I fear that I will be stoned to death for speaking such blasphemy.)
Wait, this is a joke thread? Awwwww shit.
-Dippy
We got served.
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