The I'm drunk thread

[Gohron]

I wish I would've been able to post last night, I was acting pretty goofy. Since it doesn't happen often I'll tell a nice long story.

This dude I know from Metal shows in the area invited me over to his house in South Philadelphia to listen to some music, watch a video or two and drink some beer. I figured it's been a good 3 years since I got good and drunk so I was up for it. We bought 4 40's at the store down the street figuring that was probably enough (it turned out to be way too much) and ate some food before we started going at it. Started drinking around 10:30 probably, going at it slow and speeding up as time went on. We had the music real loud on and he had his bass guitar and was singing along to some records and I was pitching in with the occassional air guitar in between sitting and drinking...heavy buzz starts to become drunk, I keep running upstairs to piss and in between all this we're rocking out like we're playing a god-damn concert for 30,000 people.

He eventually fell over on the couch and was barely concious and kept leaning on me and in my drunkeness all's I could think of was "Man, I hope this guy isn't some closet homo man, I hope he's not a homo" which I'm pretty damn sure he's not to begin with but that's all I could think of at the time. Next thing I know we're upstairs in his room laying on opposite ends of this mattress he has on the floor with the Emperial Live Ceremony DVD on. I kept asking him if he was cool with not being able to see the TV and he was telling me he knew all the songs and didn't need to watch. I kept yelling all kinds of crazy shit about the DVD in between bouts of unconciousness and kept asking him if the DVD Player was on repeat (like a CD player has) so that it would start over again when it was over and kept telling me it was...finally during the last song I passed out.

I had a hard to remember dream about puking, then I wake up sometime in the night and I have puke all over my face and my arm and it's all over the floor next to me. I'm still good and drunk at this point so the only thing I can think of I just run into the bathroom and hop in the shower, the water was on really hot but I kept turning it up for some reason and then I put my clothes back on and went to sleep. He woke me up in the morning with all these paper towels in his head and told me to clean up the mess, turns out I puked all over his blanket and all over the floor, clean it up as best as I can then go in the bathroom and stick my finger down my throat to try and puke up everything that's still in my stomach, got most but not all. Walked downstairs to head home and his roomates and friends are all passed out downstairs, they must've came home after we had already passed out. Finally drove back home and while my motor skills were all completely back I think my mind was still a little fucked up so I kept lighting up a cigarette with this horrible stomach pain. Stopped at Wawa to get something to eat and drink, hoping it'll make me feel better and I realize I was wearing a Dale Earnhardt Jr. shirt (he gave me a shirt because I got puke on my Emperor shirt) and I felt real stupid for some reason. Get home and if I was still a little goofy I sobered up as soon as I started talking to my mom, ate my food and went back out to watch football.

I still feel pretty shitty but I've eaten plenty and havn't puked again. Now I remember why it's been 3 years since I got drunk, if I end up getting drunk again I think it'll be wise to make sure there's not enough alchohal present to get completely shit faced because it fucking sucks. I thought about it later today that I was lucky I didn't fucking die when I puked (by chocking to death) and that I was laying on my side.

[The_Meach]

Drizzunk! Mirror Pond Pale Ale!. I missed Foo Fighters/Weezer so...booze! And Clerks!

[Rich]

wooooooooooooooooooooooord.

Drunmk as a fuck. 4:30. 10 page paper due at 11 javent' sytarted.

[Rich]

Yeah, I for about 1/3 of a page of that 10 page paper due.

Looks like I'm handing it in late....and I'm going to class drunk today.

[Brisco Bold]

Why the hell did you get drunk the day before a paper was due?

[Josh]

Because he is 18.

[Ste-Von]

I'm certainly getting drunk tonight. In a Gorilla costume in D.C. no less.

[Josh]

I'm certainly getting drunk tonight. In a Gorilla costume in D.C. no less.

I should have gone with you.

A priest and a gorilla on the town in the nations capitol = win.

[Rich]

Why the hell did you get drunk the day before a paper was due?

Update: I didn't go, and I just dropped the class. Fuck English. I'm too good for that class.

[Brisco Bold]

Update: I didn't go, and I just dropped the class. Fuck English. I'm too good for that class.

I'm torn between and .

OT: I'm going to drink myself retarded if I finish this semester of school.

Fuck. School.