That didn't rhyme at all, you MUST be drunk.
Iceland
And down the road
little Mary went
with her boobs bouncing like the best breasts in the world
the end goodnight
None of you are necessary!
That didn't rhyme at all, you MUST be drunk.
Say Ahhh
Ringringringringring Banana Phone.
Time for a change
Iceland
Sister, you have no idea.Originally Posted by Critical Overdrive
I'm drunk. Alone. Because of some fucked up shit with my girl. And she asked me not to talk about it. So you can't know. Thanks #tnl for keeping me drunken company.
For you are in Elysium...
Word to that. My girl gets all sarcastic when she drinks (Cosmopolitans tonight, which I, the bartender, made for her). So she's all hung up on stuff and doesn't want to talk about it and when I try to console her...sarcasm. I call her on it (the sarcasm) and *boom* I'm kicked.
What she doesn't realize is that I'm the mother-fucking king of sarcasm. I know when I use sarcasm to push ppl away. Which is precisely what she was doing tonight. She wants to be tough? What. Ever.
Anyway. I'm getting drunk. Alone. B/c of it. Not the best response, but whaddya gonna do? I got a little (ok, a lot) of Cap'n in me.
But no cigarettes!!!! What a waste of an alone drunk. And now I'm going to miss class.
Fuck!
But I'm watching Clear and Present Danger. Which is some consolation. But still...
Fuck!
Last edited by The_Meach; 29 Nov 2005 at 06:29 AM.
Man..fuck it.
She got pregnant. Because some doctor gave her some pills that fucked with the BC pill after she TOLD HIM specifically she was on the pill. And we fucking had an abortion. And we're both wrecked about it. And now she can't handle sex, like she's all neurotic about it, but she'll still "give it to me if I want it" because she thinks it's my right or some nonsense, when all I really care about is her. I mean, that's what the fucking sex is about in the first place.
She was 4 months pregnant when she finally got the courage to test herself. She had to have surgery.
Jaheezus. What a mess. And she's in Boston and I'm here in Delaware. I wish I had enough money to sue that goddamn doctor.
Cheers, Meach.
For you are in Elysium...
Sucks. I swear us good-guys (by which I mean the guys who are w/the girl b/c we WANT to be with THEM) get screwed all the time.
Don't get me wrong. I used to be one of those asshole guys who would fuck around b/c hey, I could, y'know? But that was the old me. I WANT to be w/this girl b/c she's an A-fucking-plus. Smart as hell, going places, and I want to go places w/her, y'know? She likes me b/c of my big brain (and I like her b/c of her big brain). And whenever controversy comes up, she thinks I'm some kind of insincere, stereotypical-I-want-poon jerk. Which is totally not me (anymore).
Fuck you assholes who ruin it for nice guys so that nice girls think we're all two-faced.
But yeah, I feel your pain on your front. Couple years back I had a similar situation with the love of my life (3 year relationship, girl left me to get married inside of 3 months). Wish I could do something...
Wait a minute...I can! I've still got some boozE!
Here's to you, Cow!
LAWLLAWLLAWL
IT'S 17:223 ON A TUESDAYAND I'M DURNK
(NOTE TO WORLD: NOT TAKING BROTHER IN IRAQ VERY WELL; NEED CALL OF DUTY PARTNER)
Last edited by Rich; 29 Nov 2005 at 06:25 PM.
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Sorry to hear that dude. I had a good friend that had that happen to her while she was dating another good friend of mine. It was tough for both of them but they eventually worked it out. Hope you guys can work through it. Best of wishes from 'kozo.
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