The I'm drunk thread

[Changeling]

The lamest thing that dxm can do is force you into this day long twilight nightmare hellride thing. You can try to sleep but instead you'll be paralyzed, and vibrating. For, like, ten hours.

Have fun with your stupid drugs! Enjoy being 18!

This varies from person to person. I sleep very soundly after 500mg+. I easily get 6 hours of sleep and only feel sluggish till I shower and eat.

[Cowutopia]

Drunk again. We played katamari for hours. Dunkin' Donuts is delicious when it's super fresh.

<--- this post took 15 minutes to write. My computer is making horrible noises. I think it's going to explode.

[Cowutopia]

Wow I am really really really fucking drunk. Tequila alone doesn't cut it, but 3 shots of tequila with 5 beers and 3 mike's hard lemonade's does it.

[Mykozo]

Wow I am really really really fucking drunk. Tequila alone doesn't cut it, but 3 shots of tequila with 5 beers and 3 mike's hard lemonade's does it.

You were just one goal shy of the win. I always try to maintain a 12 drink minimum, or better yet, go for the bakers dozen.

[Josh]

dont be bummed out.. and i have to enquire why your in the emergeancy room...

Because the dog nearly bit my ear off.

[Rich]

Tonight I partied with The cheaters.

I had planned to show up at the show, but I wound up falling asleep around 9am and didn't wake up til 6pm; I was writing a paper all night.

Alas:

I had 5 beers, then took 4 bong hits, then 2 salvia bong hits and cleared a chamber (there's a shitload of smoke from the salvia, so the chamber always has a shitload left, then had more beers but I don't remember much after the salvia, it made the night a big blur.

However: The salvia was the most amazing thing ever. Now I've tripped on salvia before, but it never lasts longer than 15-20 minutes. This shit lasted hours upon hours it seemed.I don't know if it was because of the weed or what, but I was a walking zombie forever, though I stopped slurring my words cuz of the salvia after probably 40 minutes. However, during the trip, I was never able to tell people wtf was going on,and I kept waking up every hour or so and thinking people were in my room, but I was immobilized and couldn't talk, and then one time I woke up and thought I was somewhere else.

All in all, it was one of the best feelings ever.

[Josh]

I had planned to show up at the show, but I wound up falling asleep around 9am and didn't wake up til 6pm; I was writing a paper all night.

It happens. Cool show you missed...

[Josh]

Update: This is the dog.



Notice the faggy sweater. I hate that dog. I'm going to bite its ear the next time I see it.

[voltz]

Next time you see that mutt, grab around it's mouth (while closed) and squeeze real hard. If you do this long enough while staring face to face with him, he's gonna be too chickenshit to even bother trying that a 2nd time.

[Cowutopia]

Drunk. AGAIN. That's..3 nights in a row? Rock.