The I'm drunk thread

[Jetman]

so... you dragged her home, and posted on tnl before sleazing her up?

Ugh, think I'll delete that entire post. I'm such a knob. Yeah, she was in my bathroom and I plopped down in my chair and TNL happened to be on my screen. I need to make sure my computer is off next time before I go out for a night of drunken revelry to spare you guys any ridiculous posting. I hope I didnt post elsewhere on the boards last night...

I guess that's the point of this thread though is to point and laugh at drunken dope's.

Not sure why I put that I was cheating on my girlfriend seeing as we broke up 2 nights ago but,whatever??

Thats the nerdiest shit I've ever heard of.

I know. I'm glad she didnt see it. Then I might not've gotten any poonanny.

[Jetman]

So yeah, I'm, drubnk again, My friend invites me out to party with him and 3 or 4 of these girls,. I'm all like fuck yeah, I go for a quick toke with some other frieinds of mine then meet him and these other girls out at a shitty country club and yeah, they're like fucking 15 maybe 16 years old sporting braces, and yeah, really fucking young. I donnt know how thye got in this bar. Anyway, one of the grade schoolers later on (we meet at this gas station) tries to lay it down on me and I get ill. Maybe fromn the shots I was takinbg anf maybe from her sticking her toungue down my throat (i didnt puke fuck off).I leave and say to hell with this, SHES LIKE MZO YOUNG, and I wnt to fuck but not htat much. so I leave and my friend calls me back to rip on me for being a homo for not fuckling this girl. So, I think im in the right for not doing this and hes in the perv zone for thinking I should. Im making fun of him when sober enough for hanging wiht these 8th graders

And I 'm regretting this p[ost tomoorw when im sober like last weekends post.

[Rich]

So yeah, I'm, drubnk again, My friend invites me out to party with him and 3 or 4 of these girls,. I'm all like fuck yeah, I go for a quick toke with some other frieinds of mine then meet him and these other girls out at a shitty country club and yeah, they're like fucking 15 maybe 16 years old sporting braces, and yeah, really fucking young. I donnt know how thye got in this bar. Anyway, one of the grade schoolers later on (we meet at this gas station) tries to lay it down on me and I get ill. Maybe fromn the shots I was takinbg anf maybe from her sticking her toungue down my throat (i didnt puke fuck off).I leave and say to hell with this, SHES LIKE MZO YOUNG, and I wnt to fuck but not htat much. so I leave and my friend calls me back to rip on me for being a homo for not fuckling this girl. So, I think im in the right for not doing this and hes in the perv zone for thinking I should. Im making fun of him when sober enough for hanging wiht these 8th graders

And I 'm regretting this p[ost tomoorw when im sober like last weekends post.

Dude, you gotta fuck them young chicks.
Finally. I leave for school in 6 hours. I can finally get back to making us of this thread. Mykozo, bring me liquor.

[MechDeus]

Thats the nerdiest shit I've ever heard of.

I once made a girl wait for me to reach a save point in Xenogears. I also tied up a girl's wrists with an N64 extension cord, but that was really just funny because of her reaction when she realized what it was afterwards.

Perfect reason of why alchol is one of the stupidest drugs around.

You mean I get to feel shitty, and I get to fight my friends? Sweet!

See, that's why I like being me. My body will straight up not let me drink any more if it's more then what I can handle, hence why I've never blacked out, thrown up, and only got a serious hangover once. It basically just makes me happy for a while and then I have a little trouble walking.

But I appear to be the exception and not the rule, which is why alcohol is such a dangerous substance.

So yeah, I'm, drubnk again, My friend invites me out to party with him and 3 or 4 of these girls,. I'm all like fuck yeah, I go for a quick toke with some other frieinds of mine then meet him and these other girls out at a shitty country club and yeah, they're like fucking 15 maybe 16 years old sporting braces, and yeah, really fucking young. I donnt know how thye got in this bar. Anyway, one of the grade schoolers later on (we meet at this gas station) tries to lay it down on me and I get ill. Maybe fromn the shots I was takinbg anf maybe from her sticking her toungue down my throat (i didnt puke fuck off).I leave and say to hell with this, SHES LIKE MZO YOUNG, and I wnt to fuck but not htat much. so I leave and my friend calls me back to rip on me for being a homo for not fuckling this girl. So, I think im in the right for not doing this and hes in the perv zone for thinking I should. Im making fun of him when sober enough for hanging wiht these 8th graders

And I 'm regretting this p[ost tomoorw when im sober like last weekends post.

lol

[Jetman]

Dude, you gotta fuck them young chicks.
Finally. I leave for school in 6 hours. I can finally get back to making us of this thread. Mykozo, bring me liquor.

n o dude you gotta undersdtand they loojked young and they were young. It's a bity of a difference if they are young and have the bodies of Mariah Carey.When its like this Istill have some rational thought and can say holy shit no- jeff = badand going to hell and prison -walk away.

[Rich]

n o dude you gotta undersdtand they loojked young and they were young. It's a bity of a difference if they are young and have the bodies of Mariah Carey.When its like this Istill have some rational thought and can say holy shit no- jeff = badand going to hell and prison -walk away.

Nah man, 16 is legal. Fuck them. If it makes you feel bad, then just fuck them up the ass insteads.

[MechDeus]

n o dude you gotta undersdtand they loojked young and they were young.

In that case you need to get on it. You're 28, you gotta take your non-rape jail chances while you can.

In Ohio, it's legal down to 12 so long as you don't know their age.

[Rich]

Yeah dude, get back over there and break that bitch in.
Make sure you drive there, too.

[Josh]

In Ohio, it's legal down to 12 so long as you don't know their age.

Gross.

[Jetman]

12 ? shit . its 18 here in florida im sure, because i did a hot liitle 18 year old in Panama city and was all worried abou tit and shit). but shit maybe i could have piulled it off. fuck ineed some tnl guy shere in gainesville to watch my back and be advisory on an advisory level and shit.

Make sure you drive there, too.

on second thought