Fantasizing Band Names

[Scourge]

I think a lot of people, especially when they're between about 15 and 25, have tried to come up with the name of the band they'd like to form... Unless I'm just crazy. Well, if in your formative years you started playing rock and roll with your friends, then you probably did this.

So I'm curious what people have come up with.

I realize we've got 88mph/Corey vs. Corey (which I actually think are great band names).

When I was in High School (c. 1990) me and a couple of friends got together under the name The Alternative Peters. Nothing too hot but somewhat snicker worthy. There really wasn't much discussion... I think we just gave up after scribbling a hundred things on a sheet of notebook paper.

Lots of days my morning drive to work takes me past this Christian Fellowship ranch. There's this sign out front, and I think "god, that rocks so much" no pun intended. It says "Cowboys For Jesus".

[Revoltor]

The Jizz Rockets.

One day it will become a reality.

[Clash!]

Reynolds Rap and da Krizpy Kidz

[Verde]

The World Trade Center Fell on Hitler.

That's my friend's band, and they're pretty shitty.

[Mr-K]

My friends have a band called The Aphrodisiacs, how utterly original!

But we often sit around and come up with bad band names. The worst so far is Truck.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WE ARE


TRUCK

[Cowutopia]

Tricycle Armada

[Mr-K]

Salt.

[Sl1p]

My band would be called "All You Can Eat'. We would then branch off into a side project called "Free Refills". Just imagine the headlines!

THIS SUNDAY! It's METALLICA featuring ALL YOU CAN EAT with FREE REFILLS!

Am I going to a concert or a buffet? I better wear this bib just in case.

[dave is ok]

The Fucktones.

[Cowutopia]

If I were German and in a Metal band, I'd call it Skullfuckers. In German.