Six-legged, bipenile puppy dumped at temple

**voltz** · 21 Jun 2005, 04:39 PM

Jinkies! IT'S MAX!!

somebody get Dr. Hawkins on the phone...

Giltch · 21 Jun 2005, 04:41 PM

I've never heard the word "bipenile" before. I doubt I ever will, either.

**Dolemite** · 21 Jun 2005, 05:15 PM

and named the puppy Ong Fatt (Lucky One)

Two dicks? You're damn straight he's lucky.

**voltz** · 21 Jun 2005, 05:46 PM

I wish I was born with two.

**Survival Kid** · 22 Jun 2005, 02:12 AM

At least they're not going to eat it.

**gameoverDude** · 22 Jun 2005, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Zerohero

Lets breed it! That puppy has a market waiting for it. Commercials, Tv adds, games and what ever else.

Yep- this one'll get a deal to be the first boss in Mortal Tomkat. Dogtaro.

**Opaque** · 22 Jun 2005, 08:54 PM

If you breeded this dog with that one with no front leggs would you get normal puppies?

**YellerDog** · 22 Jun 2005, 09:06 PM

You'd get a sore bitch.

**Doc Holliday** · 22 Jun 2005, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Ask Doctor Gabe

How to Restrain a female so the male can mount

Hold her head in the crook of your armpit
Hold very tight it immobilizes her
In hard cases I put a leash on them and sit on it to keep her more restrained
If her head is low she has a harder time sitting down
Use your left hand to pull her tail to the side
Your right hand goes under her belly and at the same time you hold her vulva apart for penatration
To intice the male wiggle her rear end
Try to be quiet, so you do not upset the male and keep your arms out of his way
Now with your third arm. I want you to guide the male in
Once you feel him enter her with your fingers and he will have a smother faster rhythm
Than I want you to hold his butt in tight.( this is helpful when the males are much smaller not in larger breeds)

This is a lot of work. This part may last 30 minutes and I am usually in a sweat by now.

Giltch · 22 Jun 2005, 09:55 PM

She's waiting for you

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