PSP frozen, couldn't turn it off. O_o

[Mzo]

One time my car wouldn't start because my battery died while I was at work.

CAR sales -1.
Thank you.

[Diff-chan]

My can opener doesnt always work when I want to make soup.

Soup sales - 1

Thanks.

[Chux]

Sometimes I have to change the lights in my house because they burn out.

Light sales -1

Thanks

[Mzo]

The Will Ferrell movie DVD I bought was loose in the case.

ELF sales -1.
TY

[Cowutopia]

This thread sucks.

TNL viewage -1

Thanks.

[dave is ok]

I fucking paid for ounce, this shit looks like a gram.

Drug sales -1

Thanks.

[Chux]

Cow is a big douche, and keeps posting shit about a different server than shattered hand.

WoW Sales -1

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[Mzo]

I hurrd there's only black people on that channel.

BET sales -1.
THANKS

[Andy]

Sometimes the sky is cloudy all day and my solar energy panels can't produce enough power to light and heat my home so I lay in a fetal position and cry as my body succumbs to freezing temperatures until I pass out in a pool of my own feces.

Sol, the mightiest star in our universe -1

Thanks.

[Dolemite]

I heard vaginas get bloody once a month.

Vagina sales -1

Thanks