What if WW2 was a RTS?

**GohanX** · 21 Jul 2005, 09:35 PM

Stumbled across this in another forum, thought it was hilarious.

http://saibei.aristec.com/ww2.txt

**Josh** · 21 Jul 2005, 09:41 PM

I'm actually upset at myself for being able to understand, and enjoy this.

**Rhydant** · 21 Jul 2005, 09:45 PM

That was pretty lame. I didn't really get any sort of RTS theme out of it, either.

**Yoshi** · 21 Jul 2005, 09:52 PM

WWII was an RTS, where thousands and thousands of people were killed. What a bunch of classless idiots.

**piku** · 21 Jul 2005, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Yoshi

WWII was an RTS, where thousands and thousands of people were killed. What a bunch of classless idiots.

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

**Lobo** · 21 Jul 2005, 10:20 PM

I thought it was funny. You guys must not have played War3 against a Korean.

**Gohron** · 21 Jul 2005, 10:22 PM

I thought it was funny too.

**Jetman** · 21 Jul 2005, 10:45 PM

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

**Rico** · 22 Jul 2005, 10:39 PM

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

LOL!