Designer Vaginas

**Revoltor** · 15 Aug 2005, 12:55 AM

I want penis fingers.

And then I want to change my first name to Edward.

**Grey's Anatomy** · 15 Aug 2005, 01:31 AM

I hope they make eyes that see through walls and shit.
'Cause I want them.

**Rhydant** · 15 Aug 2005, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by Revoltor

I want penis fingers.

And then I want to change my first name to Edward.

I support your decision.

**Drewbacca** · 15 Aug 2005, 01:38 AM

What, no pics?

**Revoltor** · 15 Aug 2005, 02:12 AM

Apologies if the pic is broken. I'm still debating whether or not it's worksafe.

MOD EDIT: Yeesh, of course it's not. Where do you work, a gynecologist's office?

Revoltor edit:

**Josh** · 15 Aug 2005, 02:13 AM

edit: answered my own question.

I have seen this. It is fantastic.

**Master of 7s** · 15 Aug 2005, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by bigboys.com

Largest Phalli Collection

No, the holder of this record is not Lorena Bobbit. In ancient times a passel of penises taken from your vanquished enemies was considered the ultimate post-battle war trophy, displayed with such grisly prominence as you would today the head of an antelope. When Egyptian troops invaded Libya in thirteenth century BC they took home a total of 13,230 penises, and a stone relief in Thebes depicts a band of victors amassing a pile of 3000 phalli before the king. Egyptians werent the only ones to emasculate their foes. Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon, conquered Jerusalem in the sixth century BC and cut from thousands of Jewish prisoners what the rabbis had left behind.

This site is full of strange and interesting information that I'm not sure I wanted to know.