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Sometimes a man needs to keep warm under a pink Hello Kitty blanket. It's perfectly natural.
In the time between this thread's lifespans, I've switched to the front right wallet. It feels right.
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You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Sometimes a man needs to keep warm under a pink Hello Kitty blanket. It's perfectly natural.
In the time between this thread's lifespans, I've switched to the front right wallet. It feels right.
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Pulling stuff out of my pants from my night out at Slim and Chubby's.
121.67 in Front Right pocket
Keys in Front left pocket
Wallet in back right pocket
Some skanks phone number in back right, don't even remember her
On a side note, I witnessed perhaps the most idiotic douchebag in the world last night. Dude was way wasted when we got there at 11, and screaming at some chick that her 1xl coat (she's a fatty) was his. He's like 5'5.
The bouncer get's called over, and kicks him out. He proceeds to wait outside the bar completely fucked up in only a tee shit (it was like 22 degrees last night). Me and my friend Chrissy went outside to talk about her douchebag boyfriend and this guy gets all in my face like "Hey bitch, is that my coat, bitch, is it?" I reply, "Motherfucker, I'm 6'1, this is a armani pea-coat, it cost's more than you life" and he get's right in my face. I proceed to throw him down the stairs head first, and we all have a laugh including the bouncer who came out when he realized this guy didn't leave.
They call the Strongsville cops, who are nice guys, and they show up and tell the dude "Hey buddy, get a cab, we don't want to take you to jail man" to which he replies "Fuck you bitch ass cops, and fuck that nigger cop in the car too"
Result: He goes to jail for disturbing the peace, obstruction of business, felony assault on the cop (he tried to spit on them), and public intoxication.
Ohio is chock full of morons....
Last edited by Othello Harrington; 09 Dec 2007 at 12:20 PM.
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It's the little pocket above your right front pocket for keeping a fob watch... you fucking simpleton.Originally Posted by bbobb
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FOB = Fresh Off the Boat.
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I've had the same pocket routine for ages.
Cell phone in front right pocket, keys in front left pocket, wallet in back pocket.
I hate carrying around anything I don't have to.
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Cell phone in the left pocket, keys in the right pocket, wallet in right cargo pocket and DS in the left cargo pocket.
That's pretty much the standard for me.
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Cellphone in the left pocket at the moment along with 20,000 yen and my pocket electronic dictionary.
Keys in my right pocket along with some loose change.
Wallet in my back left pocket.
Cigarettes and Lighter in my breast pocket.
Nothing in my fob.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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Jesus, you fucking hillbilly, just roll them up in your sleeve next time, Jimbo.
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