Google Plans to Destroy All Unindexed Information

[ChaoofNee]

Google Plans To Destroy Unindexed Information
Google
Posted by Zonk on Friday September 02, @10:14PM
from the bow-before-the-google-rays-pitiful-mortals dept.
linolium writes "Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to 'organize the world's information,' announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index. 'Book burning is just the beginning," said Google co-founder Larry Page. 'This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers.'"

Woah, holy shit. I knew we trusted them too much.

Yes, the Onion. Shhh...

[johnk_]

google would still be worth using.

[YellerDog]

I strongly expect Google jokes will replace Microsoft jokes. This is directly connected to the dread power the company weilds.

[Anthony]

I would make jokes about google, but they do a damn good job.

[Dyne]

Book burning is just the beginning," said Google co-founder Larry Page. 'This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers.'"

wow....is this the 40's again lol.

[Shooting Love]

ya'll check out Google Earth yet?
The images of my friend's back yard have gone back in time.
When Google Earth first went public we could zoon-in to the neighborhood and see the above ground pool he put in this past May. Now if you look at the area, the back yards are all dirt, indicating the current Satelite images have been replaced by images at least 6 years old.
The're trying to change the reality of the world around us!!!
OMG, Google is Big Brother!!!

[YellerDog]

So, is his pool still there?

[Joust Williams]

Raise your hand if you aren't stupid.

Put your hand down, Dyne

[Jeremy]

I cracked up at the book burning mention.

[Korly]

Raise your hand if you aren't stupid.

Put your hand down, Dyne

Hand up. But I'm crying, 'cause of all the onion.