spider

[Grave]

OH SHIT! Where can i get a spider irradiated? Just in case i find another

I tried the microwave once, but it just kinda curled up and stopped moving. Uncooperative bastard robbed me of my dreams.

[Will]

You gotta dip that shit in uranium dawgs.

[Nomi]

I got this horrific spider bite and allergic reaction to such a week or two ago, and it was from a very boring and tame looking tiny brown spider. Like something a five year old would catch in a cup and show his friends. It was LITTLE. I smacked my arm when it bit, and killed it, but ten minutes later my arm started swelling and it hurt very, very badly. There was a good size hole, too, which surprised me because the thing was smaller than a quarter. I was out with my family for some little gathering, and I had to sit there for three hours with a cold beer cans on my arm as the only anti-swelling/pain deterrent.

I now completely hate spiders. That one would have scared the crap out of me.

[johnk_]

aw, the size of a fingertip?
your pic made it seem much, much bigger..

i get fingertip-sized ones in my car like all the time..

[lithium]

This was in my house a while back. Quarter in pic for scale.

[Mzo]

and let me tell you, BUGS WERE MOST CERTAINTLY NOT DONE.

LOL! Yeah, screw organic crap. If the secondhand fumes aren't taking at least a year off your life, it's worthless.

[napalm]

Ah another spider thread, gotta love em.

This was in my house a while back. Quarter in pic for scale.

That identical spider was just in my house. I squished the son of a bitch, turned around, and when I looked back he was on the move. Needless to say I didn't hold back the 2nd time.

I don't understand why you guys use raid. I'm sure it's not very good for your own health, as well as the enviroment. Isn't it easier just to squish the damn thing?

[Yoshi]

I don't understand why you guys use raid. I'm sure it's not very good for your own health, as well as the enviroment. Isn't it easier just to squish the damn thing?

The irony here is amazing. Spiders are about the best thing you can have in your yard and shit, because they kill all the annoying ass bugs that actually do harm. If I see one inside, I just grab the bitch with a piece of paper towel and throw him outside. I can't have them in the house, because they might bite a dog or a cat who sniffs it.

[Kidnemo]

The irony here is amazing. Spiders are about the best thing you can have in your yard and shit, because they kill all the annoying ass bugs that actually do harm. If I see one inside, I just grab the bitch with a piece of paper towel and throw him outside. I can't have them in the house, because they might bite a dog or a cat who sniffs it.

Word.

I would prefer that they aren't on me, but I normally just escort them out of the house and let 'em on their way.

[Melf]

This was in my house a while back. Quarter in pic for scale.

We have those all over the place here, along with scorpions and some of the biggest and nastiest centipedes you've ever seen. I can take a spider, but centipedes? Ewwww.

*Shivers*